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    You have to flop with this stupid ref
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    Really weak officiating. Has no idea whats going on out there
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    Charmin soft penalties. This ref is a sucker
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    France looks terible
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    Family Holiday Classic? If you remove the adult storylines of Laura Linney, “Collin”, Martin Freeman (porn double), and Bill Nighy, you’d still get sexual harassment, infidelity with smokin’ hot assistant, and jealous Rick Grimes. And a bunch of other adult themes. Its an quirky, R-rated, British RomCom. Leave it be and dont show it to kids or grandma. I’d even argue the innocent porn doubles totally belong.
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    Twitter becoming a scat site is a catastrophe. While Hoopleheads definitely roam as consumers and disseminators of bs, it has featured all of the best journalism, meshed influential opinions, brought people together, and is used heavily to organize activists. It is loathed by authoritarians and large corporations because it democratizes communications and exposes hypocrisy. Its influence ranges from Wall Street stock trending to reporting Mopac traffic patterns. Its loss will not be easy to overcome and its downfall seems inevitable. That it is an American company that will fail is another dick punch.
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    Excrement. That's what I think of Mr. J. Evans Pritchard. We're not laying pipe, we're talking about boobies. I mean, how can you describe breasts like American Bandstand? I like Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rack, I give them a 42, but I can't dance to it.
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    Joggers on Town Lake arent gonna grope themselves. They tend to bite if they dont have pepper spray or mace.
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    I use the J Evans Pritchard scale when comparing the greatness of boobies.
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    Tom Penders is orange, rested, and ready
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    Hopefully thats just guff. Twitter turning into a scat site is a disaster similar to the scattering and destruction of the local print press
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    Heiress with a half bill would not see a courtroom. Might be some hairy moments early on before she could lawyer up and then bribe officials. Would’ve been entertaining having her attempt to share her version of events to Sicilian police. Tonya’s character was a beating, but she crushed it in the final several episodes.
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    Whittington is definitely a legit NFL prospect, but needs to either dominate from the slot or expand his boundary skills, ball tracking, separating and route running. I dont know if he’s a cant miss NFL player who could get enough time in the pros to make leaving early a no-brainer.
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    She didnt really murder them did she? She foiled a kidnapping / murder plot and did what she had to to escape. Now if the authorities saw exactly how she did it, it might be murdery and/or manslaughtery. And she probably could have murdered the Italian captain who probably didnt know what the fuck was going on
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    And Dom was happy to lose it because Albie put in a good word with Mom. Dom’s gotta be relieved to get out of Sicily and rid himself of Lucia.
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    The Sicilian girls essentially honeypotted the audience with their looks and charm. Mia poisoned the piano player, sexed up the hotel manager and stole his job. Lucia is a pro, organized a confidence conspiracy and blackmail scheme where she suckered a college kid out of his pop’s $50k. What you’re seeing are career criminals. And they were the most likable characters.
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    There’s a brilliant scene in Girl with Dragon Tattoo where the main villain describes how easy it is to lure victims into situations even when they sense danger because they dont want to be rude or have an awkward situation so they just along along with the possibility they’ll be murdered.
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    Room temperature IQ? I did feel sorry for her. Portia, for her part, was frozen in fear. It was probably not wise to go with Jack in the car. But she did not want to know how violent he could get. At the end of the day, she could connect Greg for the attempted murder. Gonna have to rewatch this one
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    Is Greg having an affair? If he could talk he’d finally say, “Probably you stupid cunt but he also paid to have you killed!” Portia is wise to leave Sicily, but would be dumb to not immediately lawyer up in the states and contact FBI. She’d be the first suspect in the Dateline episode.
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    The plan to prevent the defecation of dotards grave will be more well-thought out and effective than his administations Covid plan.
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    In 1986 they would have released a Press Release and mailed members of the Press a binder with the full report. Now, its a headline, executive summary and link to download the report. Or, is it Twitter’s new direction that you’re ragey about?
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