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Eskimohorn

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  1. Sark did well to not bench Ewers last year. The passing game was atrocious last year. Ewers probably threw the most uncatchable balls in the country. We see another Oklahoma St Nuke Laloosh performance, I can envision either capable backup relieving him. With that being said, its only his 2nd year and the ceiling is high. Maybe he’ll be comparable to Colt McCoy someday.
  2. 8 Oscar Noms and 2 Victories. As much as I appreciate Dunkirk its not in the same class as TDK. 9.0 on IMDB. And is there really any debate that TDK is the best movie of the superhero genre?
  3. You mean the mental health jokes that obviously hurt Judy’s feelings when she overheard her parents talking about it? Or when Jesse attempted his best to cheer up his sister? Not sure you interpreted those correctly.
  4. Nolan > Timothy Van Patten Laser IMAX > iPad
  5. We have eyeballs. The 2008 and 2009 Texas teams were Top 3 back to back years. When Sark’s 2023 club fields a Top 10 performance, get back to us.
  6. The Wire is an anti-police procedural, and while it sympathizes with police officers, it deglamorizes the job. You see detectives reluctantly investigate homicides, game the crime stats, run in circles, get outsmarted, and pressured and stymied by superiors. They are a kog, custodians of crime. It’s what Unforgiven was to westerns.
  7. Colt and Shipley arent walking through that door. They were generational talents. Colt was the best player in college football in 08. We’re not sure if Ewers is the best QB on this team. And PK is nowhere close to Coach Blood.
  8. The original Raiders of the Lost Ark had one of the most thrilling stunt sequences in history. It’s what made the movie great. From what I can tell, this one is loaded with CGI (from one preview looked Sharknado-level ridiculous). And they have an elderly Harrison Ford in it, a great movie star who’s mostly been phoning it in the past 30 years. And in another movie with time travel? Hard pass.
  9. At least ark melting faces is original. If time travel is part of the story, then I’m relieved to pass on this one.
  10. At least ark melting faces is original. If time travel is part of the story, then I’m relieved to pass on this one.
  11. I'm young. I know about fun. He's an old man. He don' know nuthin' about fun.
  12. Doth protest too much… Jon Kitna participates in “Porn and Pancakes” to take on the rising porn addiction problem back in 2010 https://deadspin.com/porn-pancakes-jon-kitna-and-jesus-go-ahead-rank-the-5482143
  13. https://abc7.com/why-ar15-semi-automatic-weapons-dangerous/13051721/
  14. Plenty of fun movies have 90 minute run times
  15. Hottest day in the history https://www.reuters.com/world/world-registers-hottest-day-ever-recorded-july-3-2023-07-04/#:~:text=July%204%20%2D%20Monday%2C%20July%203,heatwaves%20sizzled%20around%20the%20world.
  16. cis as in cisgender
  17. Raiders had Belloq and the frog torture guy. Way better than Donovan and the dude without his ticket. They’re complimentary masterpieces. No need to quibble.
  18. You just dont get it. The bad photoshop should clue you in. This is just another version of the sexy forearms schtick thats been floating around for decades.
  19. Gotta watch out for process servers.
  20. Otisburg is a fictional town from the movie Superman The premise is that when Lex Luther nukes the fault lines, there will be new coastline property. His sidekick proposes one small town could be Otisburg.
  21. He was probably thinking it was a reality show where people were trying to stand out. It’s also Southern California.
  22. Glorious!
  23. South Padre no longer has a beach its so dry. If you drive 20 miles east, Otisburg sits on the new coastline.
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