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    I actually understand smalltown cops, LEO pensioneers, and glorified security guards Barney Fifing the rescue of children in the face of a suicidal shooter with a hand cannon. It’s sad, but understandable that we’d have a culture of Corporal Uphams, especially after the initial hesitation, confusion, groupthink, and fear. The coverup and lack of accountability and transparency is 10x worse due to its combination of cynicism and calculation. We have a governor incapable of doing his job, which includes coordination and governance of local, state, and federal agencies. CNN and Texas Tribune are the adults in the room and fighting with our local and state government to demand accountability.
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    Add undercounting COVID deaths and encouraging olds to sacrifice themselves for the economy to the pile.
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    WTF does her bracelets do? She’s invincible. She needs no bracelets or a lasso. She’s so powerful the writers had to Space Jam her powers away in ‘84. Wonder Woman is an enhanced human. She’s on par with Captain America.
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    The animosity and jealousy towards Texas since LHN and the BIg12 breakup (and the confluence with social media) directly correlates with ref fuckery. My guess is that insurance salesmen in Lubbock, Bryan, and Omaha that ref our games have a bias against Texas. All it takes is 1 or 2 of them.
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    Britney Griner was being held as a political prisoner. There is a rise in arrests of Americans in adversarial, authoritarian countries. All Americans should be pleased with her release, but aware of the threats to democracy and its citizens.
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    She’s doing to the viewers what she did to Shane on his “romantic” cruise in Hawaii. Its fucking hilarious.
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    Gadot is a solid WW. Making her a female Superman was a mistake. She hardly needs a bracelet and lasso if she is made of steel and can survive machine gun turrets and cannons, while jumping 100 yards in the air. Think they should have made her more Jason Bourne. Even Captain America was unnecessarily elevated. The best scenes are always hand to hand fight scenes with worthy villains or roughing up assholes. I guess that bores the CGI guys and makes it more difficult for writing teams
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    You mean the special master opinion that was completely obliterated? lYou mean these boxes? and news reports of boxes being delivered to Trump Tower? I think we can downgrade this scandal to the pile. It can be elevated again based on the value of state secrets being mishandled. Then, if it’s substantive, the next scandal would be on the Justice Department for dithering around with our National Security.
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    Whining to refs has shown little to no efficacy (as demonstrated by your own example Matt Campbell) and would probably backfire against Texas coaches. Even prior to the SEC announcement, there is statistically significant evidence as well as bizarre calls on the field that demonstrate a consistent pattern of official discrimination against Texas football ranging back to 2014. A new Texas coach, without Texas football bonafides or impressive reputation, will not change this pattern by strenuously objecting to bs calls and no calls throughout the game. My sense is that Texas coaches purposefully downplay the impact of ref fuckery in order to keep the players focused on overcoming all of this bullshit.
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    They’ve done a great job with Valentina, starting her as a side character and developing her storyline. Early in the show she was portrayed as more well-mannerered and put together, and with dialogue, poor make-up choices, and severe angles degrade her persona, where she could qualify for the WTF thread. Lucia and Mia are worth visiting the bank and believable honeypots that dudes and ladies risk everything for. Debating them is like debating Michelangelo vs Leonardo. They’d turn both of them straight.
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    You dated a young Cameron Diaz type? Yeah, sure.
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    If you joined a 130-team fantasy football league and the original owners of the league got to vote on who makes the playoffs, you would pass. The system has been stupid and was designed to placate bowl organizers and keep incumbent business interests flush with cash. All arguments pro were after the fact justifications 12-team playoff is much better than 4. But the core issues lie in a decentralized system of rules, compliance, and scheduling. Its like boxing
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    You’re falling for the honeypot as well. Think she’s improvising. They’re doing what they need to to survive. Gave no fucks about poisoning the piano player. remember the grandfather talking about women being just like men
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    Its called Game of Thrones season 8 and House of the Dragon. When its pitch black its actually all the characters going to sleep
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    Part of the dismantling of modern democracy includes literal dismantling of democracy by republicans leaders by making it more difficult to vote, throwing out votes and voters, extreme gerrymandering, preventing legislation from being voted on in a systematic fashion, co-opting the news, and back channel coordination with the partisan justices. The Left has long frowned upon worship of white framers and have undermined the importance of constitutional protection. With social media, this can be amplified in insidious ways to encourage people to not give a shit. You see Herschel Walker and Amy Coney Barrett and its like being a patron at a circus.
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    You beat the shit out of that strawman
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    Brutal “In possession the US seemed constantly active, playing with the manic intensity of Scrappy Doo in front of a bad guy.”
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    Now imagine if the cousin looked like this?
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    Seemed like they rope a doped us. This team looked tired from the get go and had some get scrambling moments. But the Dutch had legit ops against outmanned defenders.
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    June 17, 1994 is amazing
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    Daphne stonecold revealing blonde trainer is baby daddy. Cam/Daphne are both major league degenerates. And Lucia has crazy good body but not in Top 5 HBO sets all-time. Shes not even Top 2 in White Lotus history.
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    I think this is fair. The conservative playcalling with 2nd half leads has been inexplicable. Less motion, less diversity in plays. The scoring droughts. His ability as an offensive mind reminds me of Russian chessmasters who can destroy less experienced opponents who dont know what they’re trying to do. But when things breakdown, are less dominant as they improvise.
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    Next up: Big 12 refs
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    To go from 45 white house, an impeachment, survive a coup attempt, another impeachment, then follow that Thing to MLago, just wow. Then have the consciousness to make a judgment that things are going from weird to weirder? And still staying. You show great compassion to accept her. btw, pics of your cousin not showing up.

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