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Eskimohorn

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  1. My Cousin Vinny’s casting was inspired. Marisa Tomei was obviously awesome. She likes short, bald, stocky guys. So she’s a Surly HOFer. And her tailor deserves an honorary Oscar as well. But Fred Gwynne as Judge Haller was amazing and made the movie. It was his last movie.
  2. DeSantis and Pence will be obliterated by Trump in just about any “debate” format. Cruz has some troll bonafides and is experienced. Abbott will be furniture. Any primary as usual will lead to a Trump nomination. He sucks all the energy in the room.
  3. He’s superpower is being a petty, vindictive bitchass. He will run as independent even in just swing states.
  4. I got dibs on Urkel, 5th from the left.
  5. Imagine the ecstasy if we pull off the upset?
  6. The other thing ive noticed is the lack of season ticket holders actually sitting in seats. Strangers all around us.
  7. Think FOX has to Ben Ghazi Trump with the next big thing in the secret docs file. Shock and Awe over something “new” where he crossed the line. Then keep after it. It’ll need enough teeth, furrowed brows and subtle enough. Maybe have one sceptic until the end. Then cease covering his rallies and interviews, til he’s a corpse. Basically, Trump takes his heel turn.
  8. I get that, but in my recollection ball was in the air then the coverage busted. Cook/Brooks stopped playing. Receiver ran by them.
  9. After Ukraine, Russia’s gonna need to find a Granada to invade before setting its sights on the Baltic, let alone Scandinavia. Russia’s working on 2 Vietnams worth of casualties and its not even a year in the war they 100% started. Nevertheless, better prepared than not.
  10. The gameday experience is a microcosm of our offense. Explosive at times, but unable to successfully adapt and incorporate its talent. If you watch the HBO satire Avenue 5, they have a futuristic talk show where there’s a noise or graphic popping off every few seconds to maintain the viewer’s attention. Thats whats the games seem like. The Good Football weather Start of game - TCU mom turned to daddy and said “This is awesome” Army paragliders Student section The Bad Gatecheckers - there’s no security. You can just walk in Open seating - along those lines we’ve seen countless student refugees wandering the stadium because the student section was “oversold” (its a good problem to have) Karaoke cam - nobody does it right. Im fine with using some plants for things like this The Ugly Only one Texas Fight! Bevooooooooooooooo! We got rid of frog doing Hookem Hoooooolooooorns! Now we got DJ guy doing it Band and cheer relegated behind jewelry ads in importance of experience Mashup of KPop, Jock Rock, Carla Rae Jenson played at supersonic levels TV timeouts - MLS is looking better and better and…
  11. Ted Cruz and Mackenzie Kelly are poster children for ranked choice voting to avoid time-consuming and expensive run-off elections. Cruz defeated Dewhurst where tea party hoopleheads tipped the scales in Cruz’ favor because he was their reptilian candidate and a better choice over milktoast establishment conservatives. The establishment conservatives had the audacity of bailing out banks to avoid a global depression and chaos. Cruz and the GQP feed on chaos, use it as a ladder, and always have an escape hatch, gated community, flights to other countries, and/or security force to bail them when shit gets real.
  12. Too bad General Meade was too much of a pussywimp to chase down them rebs after Gettysburg and cut down the army of Virginia
  13. Thats actually homo erectus. Bash your enemies until they’re gone. Nothing genius about it.
  14. Before the season started, I and a few others were shouted down for even suggesting it was possible to have Top 50 LB unit. Think its vital to get some Edges willing and able to defend the run on occasion. Its still not great but not as putrid as last year. Then you can develop linebackers.
  15. Derka: I feel sorry for you Walmart: I dont think about you at all
  16. Anyone who’s been stuck in the mud in Ukraine knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing. You gotta have positraction.
  17. Ewers with a short pass to a wide open tight end would’ve been successful
  18. Dont exactly know where you’re going with this, but had that been the first time we ran that and we had identified KState following blockers and not Bijan, that would have been genius. With a more experienced team, I’m convinced Sark will wreck shop here because he’ll have more plays to use. But, this is college football. You’re gonna have to play a lot of newcomers some years. Need some flexibility and it helps to have mobile QBs.
  19. You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid. You're about to cross some fuckin' lines.
  20. We wouldnt want to do anything to upset our reputation there
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