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Eskimohorn

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  1. With YouTube Gen Zs are discovering the science of jumping. So plenty of kids can dribble like the Professor, shoot like Curry, and dunk like Westbrook, but not know how to play the game. Should be “White Men Can’t Play Fundamentally Sound”
  2. Not really. Electoral college and gerrymandering and such
  3. Sent him to Gitmo and/or blow him up with a drone
  4. Affleck strong in the paint with the grape jogging outfits.
  5. Killing Fields Crying Game Marley & Me Star is Born Shawshank Redemption
  6. Fast Times at Ridgemont High Bill & Ted Old School Wedding Singer Schindler’s List Pulp Fiction The Matrix
  7. Had to leave after the Battle of Atlanta?
  8. Probably the worst team in the league just beginning a rebuild. Just desserts.
  9. Terrorism. Its terrorism. Lump all these fuckers with 9/11 Jihadists.
  10. The NFL is a monopoly that finances its venues with public funds. Houston should have had the rights to the brand which was vacated.
  11. I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.
  12. This is why I came to Surly - the cutting edge humor.
  13. In the 1500’s jesters could get away with a lot of insults that would get other members of court in trouble. But they were court jesters and were otherwise social pariahs. They were seen as pets. Flashforward to now with all these comedians wanting to insult others AND want the exclusive invites, premium acting jobs, and the luxuries of fame. You shouldnt be able to have both: infamy and respect. Do you want to critique society or be part of it? How can you critique the power elite if you are part of it? Joe Rogan and other comedians lament a time when they could get away with a lot. But society is in a new place and is fractured. And, how long will “too soon” jokes be funny? Since they’re no longer cutting edge, they lose value. Though they can still be funny given context. The off-putting insults of others misery are now part of a very real path to dystopia where the value of human life is diminished. Its not as funny all the time. Simply put: Rogan is now more Alex Jones than Bill Hicks. He’s sold out and has aligned with a power elite. Are you Lenny Bruce, willing to go to prison for free speech? Or, are you Greg Gutfeld, telling unfunny jokes and acting victimize when other people exercise their free speech to complain about you?
  14. Beef Fajita tacos should be compared to other tacos, not other types of TexMex entrees. Definitely from Dallas. Or, are you our governor talking about bbq - “the sauce is the number one thing” “its all about the babyback ribs”
  15. Is he a 1st Round fantasy pick?
  16. What about all these NIL deals in the Omaha/Lincoln metroplex?
  17. I’d also be surprised if Ben Roethlisberger could read good. Just so we’re not stereotyping
  18. John Voight the dentist or Jon Voight the actor?
  19. 2-year olds may not be reasonable but you can guide their behavior or they can guide your behavior.
  20. He’s a con man. They dont have to believe his lies. They just have to show they believe it.
  21. Why Todd McShay has the Eagles taking Bijan Robinson... https://www.espn.com/nfl/draft2023/story/_/id/36234668/why-bijan-robinson-break-nfl-draft-running-back-bias I see it now A loaded Eagles team drafts Bijan Bijan goes all Ladanian Tomlinson on the NFL Bijan wins Super Bowl MVP Meathead sports commentators and GMs re-evaluate value of RBs Its like: Bijan is not normal. The Eagles run game is not normal. They’re anomalies. You stumble upon it.
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