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    Herman and Strong pulled in major classes before the stench of mediocrity strained their credibility and they were compelled to shake up staffs. We go 5-7 or 6-6 the pitchforks will come out organically. We’ll still pull a great class perhaps with some notable losses. Year 3, we start slow, then the wheels will come off of recruiting. We’ve seen this show before. We need football people to discreetly vet up and coming coaches, analyze their results, get intel, not just for head coach but coordinators. The “hey I like this guy” golf club convos between BMDs is a demonstration of dysfunction. Del Conte and ex players are the only people I want involved in the initial phase of coaching searches. Regarding Sark, I like him and think he can have success. But the lack of passion last year at Fayettenam was a red flag. And now the road record solidifies what I suspect: Sark is not motivating the team to play with attitude when not feeding off the home crowd.
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    Saw a Jack Black interview where he advised the director to change the name of the movie because people would think of shit stains. So mainstream movie with big stars to be released in theaters, but just no way it would be successful. Along the lines of Tip Toes.
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    Maybe I missed a play but is that Worthy “drop” the one where he fell down and didnt touch it?
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    One reason for this is that usually Mack Brown teams have superior players. But he has a conservative system thats risk averse. My sense is that, like Tom Herman, they were lazy and did not put as much into gameplans week to week. And Mack conditioned his teams to counter-punch and weather the storm. So, you’d see slow starts and then more aggressive play-calling in the 2nd half (like crossing routes, working the middle of the field). By the 4th quarter, Mack Brown teams would be in good position to win the game. Mack Brown also had Duane Akina. So usually meant a team wouldnt be able to pass their way back into games. Mack Brown is also fortunate to have some great kickers. And he managed them well.
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    Look at the big brain on Hagbard!
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    after being afforded the due process they seek to destroy
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    If they use nukes, I’ll cut my caviar purchases altogether and 1/2 of my vodka.
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    Store it in the Raiders of the Lost Ark warehouse
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    Well Sark better fire the people in charge of coaching players
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    We have safeties?
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    We successfully foisted them upon the SEC and now we have to endure them once again. Madness!
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    4,5,8 7,1,9 3,2,6
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    Their recruiting has been Top 20 most years but only occasionally Top 10. They also had some horrible attrition in their transition class before Heupel. Heupel has coached them up and they believe. A good start.
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    Well that’s a core part of Treadstone, the ability to focus, absorb, process info. They even show him reading maps quickly and while driving in a high speed chase.
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    I was thinking the opposite. Russia drops nukes then its the rest of the world taking apart Russia. No allies, not even China or Iran. They’d have to whack Putin like Tommy in GoodFellas. You cant use nukes, even tactical nukes. And be like “Im part on UN” “I use banks” “Business agreements”. The nuclear response.
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    Especially on tv shows, when an actress is barefoot, the bottoms of their feet are black. Its because they’re not walking around in a New York apartment but on a sound stage all day. Nasty
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    Ironic coming from High Plains Drifter which I saw last night. Lot of disbelief in that movie. Regarding hacking and spywork, its all about prepwork. They have long ago hacked into systems and stashed weapons.
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    The thread title asks if Musk a “Visionary or Fraud?” You just want the visionary information or the fraud information?
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    Its like watching Michael Scott at work
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    Sadly, it could literally be a nuclear option
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    It’s like when we almost hired Mike Stoops. Or, better example when Terrell Owens became a Cowboy. But yeah I remember when he crushed Glenn’s melon with a baseball bat. Guess a heartfelt apology smoothed things over with his friends and lover. I’m guessing he redeemed himself by saving someone. But even then that wouldnt really do it. He’d be a grease spot next chance they’d get. Real reason is plot armor.
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    Does betting on Olympic hockey in 1998 make you a degenerate gambler, or simply Canadien?
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