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    We’re one degree away from a scat site. Surly reputation management’s gonna be challenging
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    In 2012 Ash started every game he was healthy and was firmly the starter and played well. But in 2012 the defense regressed badly. And so it was a 4-loss team. Then 2013 Ash was hurt badly and a promising career was set back.
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    U on parler?
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    Is there any doubt she’s been part of the devil’s triangle a time or two or three?
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    The decision to play young guys or not is irrelevant without positive results. We compete for rings, we will have a Top 5 class for the next few cycles. Win back to back conference titles for the first time since Mackovic (ick!) and blue hairs will be knocking over each others canes jockeying for position to polish Sark’s trophies. We have not seen a fully operational death star that wins in the modern era. It will be sickening and awesome. NIL will organically flow here (and facilitated). Mustard is just the beginning. I remain skeptical on Sark’s ability to lead and win, but he wont be doing himself any favors by worrying about optics on personnel decisions.
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    Winning keeps donors happy. Catering to anything besides a grand strategy to win football games is counterproductive and leads to more losing. We go 3-9, you think sucking up to some blue hairs will help fund NIL?
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    The fine is a big problem. He’s worth $3mil a game. Watson and The Browns gamed the contract by anticipating the suspension and he’s losing 1.666 game checks. Browns and Watson should be penalized for these shenanigans.
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    The Council are mostly new urbanists and want to upzone everything, which will lead to higher home prices because demand for Austin housing is global. You make it easier to build, the more the property value is worth. The higher the comps in each neighborhood. Supply and demand now include investors from Malaysia looking at properties on Zillow. Cash investors. Very few cities are building more housing than Austin these days. And its mostly high-end, including empty units, luxury housing, and short-term rentals. The code next gambit may be the best bad idea, but it sucks for existing residents.
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    Just like Dilbert can choose not to draw cartoons, publishers can refuse to publish his drawings, Twitter can choose to delete his account for inciting terrorism.
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    “We fought the wrong enemy!” - Gen George C Patton referring to the poster ChickenNuggets, 2022
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    “Give me 1000 marines and I’ll win a battle. Give me 100 aggies and I’ll fill a jizz jar!” - real fake quote, Gen George S Patton, 1984.
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    Ill give it a shot. Let’s say Susanna Hoffs is your coworker. Of course its platonic. You dont do shit but sweat around her. But you and her bond over how shitty a company policy is. Then how shitty the boss is. Everytime you talk to her you get the tingles. And the HR lady you both hate, who happens to be black. And the HR lady is really shrill. Then the HR lady hires a few more minorities. You’re making jokes about it. Then one day Susanna gets fired for saying racially insensitive things. You set out to become the boss and fire every mutherfuckin’ last one of them if only to rehire Susanna. And who knows after that?
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    Bullshit. Lots of things lead to oral sex. And some you can do in front of strangers at an airport like wine drinking and hugs and foot rubs by a small Thai man at massage kiosk. Aint in the same ballpark. And to my point, CNN aint Fox
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    A foot rub and blow job are the same thing
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    Its my opinion that you have the right to protest in this country. You have the right to bear arms to defend your community. You do not have the right bear arms while protesting.
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    Well Rand never graduated from college, so this makes sense
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    Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: ...May I see it? Skinner: ...No.
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    When do we order drone strikes on domestic terrorist clerics?
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    Or, “I only value constitutional protections when it directly affects me.” A sentiment which should invalidate anyone from serving public office. A tragic, yet predictable, claim from the disgraced ex-president.
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    So you walk down some fancy stairs into the back of a couch? Am I taking crazy pills here?
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    Thread title really nailed it
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    You mean like declaring war, setting tariffs, paying all debts, things like that?
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    This had better work
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    What ad is spitting out the music? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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    Ford played Ford. The biggest thing missing in both Patriot and Danger was Ryan’s enthusiasm. Ford appeared to be a middle manager closing in on retirement, and then on the run after being framed for his wife’s murder before being elected President.

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