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I want to represent the NCAA. Just make dumb ass arguments with no chance of success while pounding the fucking file. Oh no we lost who saw that coming, that will be 11 million dollars thank you.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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19 fucking siblings? Is he Irish? -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
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Agreed but Campbell would crush it as a recruiter and fund raiser which most NFL guys hate. Good thing he’s never going to coach aggy. -
2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent
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This is bullshit. Have I ever been to a Surly tailgate? No. Do I demand that they be put on each week? Absolutely. I want my money back.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent
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Helbious on his way to get us 3 DTs- 7105 replies
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Now Is the Winter of Our Discontent
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I don’t know that we need a TE but this guy is probably the 2nd best TE in the country behind the PSU guy. Arch throwing jump balls to a 6’7 TE would probably be cool. -
Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
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I’ve got $37 in my wallet, someone call Fasusi and tell him the offer just went up by $36 (I need $1 for the bus). -
CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
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A fun United story: had a client a few years ago with some kind of rare leukemia (which had nothing to do with the case we were handling). He finds out that there’s a new treatment that is about to be approved but is available and his doctors got him on the list. It also costs like $500,000 and of course United denies the claim. Since we were already representing him we agreed to handle the denial appeal which we had to do in arbitration. 3 arbitrators, we pick one, United picks one, and one we agree upon. We’re told that United picked the same hack arbitrator they always pick so we assume we’re already in the hole. Arbitration lasts a couple of days, United has no defense other than “fuck this guy he’s dead already and we don’t wanna pay.” Arbitrators deliberate for maybe 15 minutes, come back in, and United’s chosen arbitrator proceeds to chew out United (or rather their lawyers) for denying the claim and that every person who touched this claim at United should be ashamed and gave United 48 hours to approve the claim. Client got the treatment and is doing just fine now. Hooray insurance companies!- 1975 replies
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Wrong. An Asian Poon War is exactly what I want. -
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UT has to have a hotter Asian alum who Ellison wants to bang. Just send him down to the PCL on a Saturday. -
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He’s so raw he doesn’t even know he’s supposed to wear shoulder pads. -
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The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now.
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