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  1. Hank Scorpio
    The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now.
  2. Hank Scorpio
    Sark out here cutting five stars, no one is safe. Banks needs to shore up his pass pro or Sark will drop his ass too.
  3. Hank Scorpio
    lol we’re going to war with Iran
  4. Hank Scorpio
    Only one man can unite the party in 2028:
  5. Hank Scorpio
    I hear TxTow is on Trump’s short list for transportation secretary.
  6. Hank Scorpio
    Three unprovable things I absolutely believe: 1. If Colt doesn’t get hurt against Bama we win the MNC. 2. If any other team than the Titans and fucking Jeff Fisher drafts VY he goes on to have a great 15 year NFL career. 3. If the Democratic establishment doesn’t come together in the primary to shank Bernie he wins the nomination and Trump is never heard from again.
  7. Hank Scorpio
    A college football message board being an echo chamber?! Someone call the police!
  8. Hank Scorpio
    He wasn’t even touched in that return, probably because he’s soft and afraid of contact.
  9. Hank Scorpio
    I’d go to jail again if I took that many pictures of a 17 year old.
  10. Hank Scorpio
    I’d probably dress up like a woman and piss on the candy at CVS.
  11. Hank Scorpio
    Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise.
  12. Hank Scorpio
    Assuming Wisner doesn’t go pro, will there be enough NIL money for him and Arch next year? If we only have the cash for one I’m not sure who I would pick.
  13. Hank Scorpio
    $5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year.
  14. Hank Scorpio
    Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different.
  15. Hank Scorpio
    Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy.
  16. Hank Scorpio
    I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing.
  17. Hank Scorpio
    You look great.
  18. Hank Scorpio
    I was the cool guy in a leather jacket at the tailgate who everyone wanted to be friends with.
  19. Hank Scorpio
    lol what a bitch
  20. Hank Scorpio
    First off, you should not be allowed the user name Dangle. Lieutenant Dangle would absolutely fat shame the hog governor with a bitchy remark. Second, the joke is funny because the fucking actress looks like the hog lady. It is not “political” in any actual way. Oh my god the old man in the Six Flags commercial looks like Ed Markey ha ha who fucking cares. Third, shut the fuck up you whiny fucking baby.
  21. Hank Scorpio
    Connor Weigmann you bitch ass pussy. I said you were good in front of everyone.
  22. Hank Scorpio
    I can’t make it but I’m still going to bitch about it.
  23. Hank Scorpio
    I think what Klein does will be very interesting. He’s a good OC but has always called an offense with a running threat QB. If he tries that shit with Weigmann he’s an idiot, dude is made of glass. I don’t think he’s an idiot so I doubt he’s calling QB power, but he’s never put together an offense with a pocket passer, so who knows what it will look like. Combine a good QB that you shouldn’t calling run plays for with an offense completely lacking in skill talent and Klein has his work cut out for him. I think the D will be fine because Elko can coach. His defenses saved Jimbo’s ass for years so he could add 75 more pages to his playbook.
  24. Hank Scorpio
    There are 5 ORs for their starting CBs. Talk about depth.
  25. Hank Scorpio
    Tell me what the device and market is and I'll let you know.

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