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Hank Scorpio

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  1. It’s the biggest college in Utah with 47,000 students. God dammit why am I arguing with a potato.
  2. Yeah man. For sure. The silent majority will rise up because a bigot got shot.
  3. Looks like someone is getting a new best friend.
  4. Fuck it, Sark needs to dial up his screen/flats dink and dunk trickery bullshit because the regular offense isn’t working.
  5. Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. Nice try Hollywood.
  6. He wasn’t driving, he was a passenger. Quit slandering the deceased.
  7. I watched this video at 10:00 am a few days ago and thought it was ok but the music was off and then I just got high and rewatched it and fuuuuuuck yes this is amazing.
  8. Tape shows he’s got strong hands.
  9. Maybe we take all the money we’re saving, split it up, and wind down the whole program. We had a good run but we just can’t compete with the big boys anymore.
  10. I’m just pumped we’re saving so much money. It’s like a fantasy draft, keep your powder dry until late and then pick up all the guys no one wants. Chess not checkers.
  11. We should pay that Tech softball player 5 million and start her at left tackle.
  12. I’m not a mathsamatician but shouldn’t we have a shit ton of NIL money leftover after we missed on all these guys? I only follow Ketch for recruiting news, but it seems like we thought a few of these guys were ours, which would cost us a ton of cash, so now what do we do with it? Treasury bonds? Pizza party?
  13. Well the #1 class stuff was fun but it looks like we’re broke now. Maybe we can go scoop up some Centex talent for cheap. Some real Brock Fitzhenry types.
  14. I’d like to recruit her directly if you know what I mean (get arrested for indecent exposure).
  15. With Quinn going to Clemson it looks like satya was right and we all owe him an apology.
  16. Gotta believe that we didn’t have room for him. Just look at the numbers.
  17. Wow. Massive commit. The process. Surges. Much deliberate.
  18. I drive an F-250 and I’m gay as hell.
  19. This will be the first protest I’ve attended since they made drunk driving illegal. Looking forward to it.
  20. Just what every 18 year old dreams about, a stately full size sedan made for a chauffeur to drive.
  21. Remember how boring recruiting weekends used to be, waiting to hear scraps from whatever reporter was getting info leaked and trying to confirm who showed up. Now they all post throughout the visit and dress up in their outfits for photo shoots. Much more fun.
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