Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Anyone know what the deal with Owen’s’ is or maybe just some rambling speculation?
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Hearing that Sark has most of his savings tied up in Netflix stock and by driving up the price of the UM players Ellison has to pay more out of pocket which will sabotage his bid to buy Warner Brothers.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
While we appear to have whiffed on most of our top targets, look at the bright side, those guys are getting way more money from their schools thanks to Texas. Maybe next year they come here or better yet we get them another raise.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
Sark and Flood have been binge watching my 600 pound life looking for linemen.
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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - Sunday, Bloody Sunday
This is all Bobby Burton’s fault.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Supposedly with everything going on in Sark’s life he’s handed over recruiting to Mack Brown. Expect more good kids with good families from within a 30 mile radius of Austin.
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This is who Steve Sarkisian is.
Kirby should be paying Sark’s mother child support.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Just like every other ACC student trying to get into UT.
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Rest in Piss, Dick Cheney
- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
It’s the biggest college in Utah with 47,000 students. God dammit why am I arguing with a potato.- Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
Yeah man. For sure. The silent majority will rise up because a bigot got shot.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
Looks like someone is getting a new best friend.- #1 Texas vs. #3 Ohio State - 11am on Fox
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Holy shit OU’s class is terrible.- calling all hs coaches + anyone associated with a hs booster club
Oh, I get it. I'm supposed to get inside your limo and let you put your finger inside me. Nice try Hollywood.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
He wasn’t driving, he was a passenger. Quit slandering the deceased.- Texas Offseason 2025 - Archmania Is Upon Us
I watched this video at 10:00 am a few days ago and thought it was ok but the music was off and then I just got high and rewatched it and fuuuuuuck yes this is amazing.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
- 2021 WR Quay Davis
Tape shows he’s got strong hands.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Maybe we take all the money we’re saving, split it up, and wind down the whole program. We had a good run but we just can’t compete with the big boys anymore.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m just pumped we’re saving so much money. It’s like a fantasy draft, keep your powder dry until late and then pick up all the guys no one wants. Chess not checkers.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
We should pay that Tech softball player 5 million and start her at left tackle.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
I’m not a mathsamatician but shouldn’t we have a shit ton of NIL money leftover after we missed on all these guys? I only follow Ketch for recruiting news, but it seems like we thought a few of these guys were ours, which would cost us a ton of cash, so now what do we do with it? Treasury bonds? Pizza party?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
Well the #1 class stuff was fun but it looks like we’re broke now. Maybe we can go scoop up some Centex talent for cheap. Some real Brock Fitzhenry types.- Texas Passing Game 2025 - Personnel & Production - Jaggy McJaggerson FTW?
Either way we’re gonna be best friends. - Charlie Kirk got ded, Erika Kirk grifts in place
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