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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. We gotta put the full court press on Stewart. That kid is a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
  2. Cowboy hat guy fucks. I don’t want talking heads from corporate, I want the hick who thinks he knows about Texas football.
  3. I’ve never even watched college volleyball but this is awesome.
  4. That’s awesome. We gotta burn down more churches.
  5. Sark: And then I said if you don’t believe me smell my finger!
  6. This show is not good. I will watch every episode.
  7. Tillman is apparently promising recruits unlimited free meals at Rainforest Cafe. I don’t see how we can compete with that.
  8. Agreed on Soto, priced like MF or Uchi but not as good. Kata Robata is still my favorite in terms of quality and price.
  9. Last time I took off work to watch children I ended up in Huntsville for 8 years.
  10. Austin High 2022 playoff losses: 0 Westlake 2022 playoff losses: 1 😎
  11. The RG for SOC weighs 500 pounds. How is Flood not after him.
  12. Calling it now, Bobby Petrino will be the Aggie head coach in 2024. Then he will be fired in 2025 after a scandalous incident involving 2 sheep and a fan boat.
  13. This movie is going to whip ass in imax 3D and James Cameron should be in charge of everything.
  14. I love you Bijan Mustardman
  15. I love all this nonsense but I draw the line at “Owens is getting 3 million.” No he’s not. You know how I know? Because he’s not. Get out of here with that.
  16. Very antisemitic.
  17. God dammit someone call one of the Coverts and tell them they’ve got a new spokesman next year for $250,000. Because his last name is Ford, like the cars.
  18. It’s pretty simple, just get corporate sponsors for every player like Bijan and the mustard. Mustard is one of the biggest businesses in the country and there have to be 1000s of mustard companies jealous of Bijan Mustardson and want their own player specific mustards. Honey Mustard Card Will Stone Ground Mustard Derrick Brown Mustard Lance St. Louis Style Mustard Keon-grey Pupon-burn Casey Grain Mustard This shit isn’t that hard, why do I have to think of everything.
  19. That’s good to know, I’ve been looking into joining the Oathkeepers too.
  20. Let’s not start sucking each other’s dicks just yet. He won a high school district MVP, not the Outland trophy.
  21. Hearing that Jimbo is showing recruits Surly posts. It’s not really doing anything other than make the recruits sad and wonder how all these lawyers have so much free time.
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