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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Wrong. An Asian Poon War is exactly what I want.
  2. UT has to have a hotter Asian alum who Ellison wants to bang. Just send him down to the PCL on a Saturday.
  3. He’s so raw he doesn’t even know he’s supposed to wear shoulder pads.
  4. The Ffrench-Cook connection makes sense. How do you make bbq chicken? You Cook it. Who are the best cooks on earth? The Ffrench. I expect the decommit any day now.
  5. Sark out here cutting five stars, no one is safe. Banks needs to shore up his pass pro or Sark will drop his ass too.
  6. lol we’re going to war with Iran
  7. I hear TxTow is on Trump’s short list for transportation secretary.
  8. Three unprovable things I absolutely believe: 1. If Colt doesn’t get hurt against Bama we win the MNC. 2. If any other team than the Titans and fucking Jeff Fisher drafts VY he goes on to have a great 15 year NFL career. 3. If the Democratic establishment doesn’t come together in the primary to shank Bernie he wins the nomination and Trump is never heard from again.
  9. A college football message board being an echo chamber?! Someone call the police!
  10. He wasn’t even touched in that return, probably because he’s soft and afraid of contact.
  11. I’d go to jail again if I took that many pictures of a 17 year old.
  12. I’d probably dress up like a woman and piss on the candy at CVS.
  13. Sanchez is the best prospect and person in Texas since Tunmise.
  14. Assuming Wisner doesn’t go pro, will there be enough NIL money for him and Arch next year? If we only have the cash for one I’m not sure who I would pick.
  15. $5 says Weigman plays for Oregon next year.
  16. Ok it appears to be a hoax video? There are others of him sounding very different.
  17. Can everyone stop what they are doing and go find a video of Weigman talking. I had never heard him speak before and I’ll just say I did not expect him to sound like that. I mean I try not to associate with people from Cypress so I’m no expert, but I did not expect that, um, dialect from a Cypress white guy.
  18. I just imagined meeting him at IKEA and he looked amazing.
  19. You look great.
  20. I was the cool guy in a leather jacket at the tailgate who everyone wanted to be friends with.
  21. lol what a bitch
  22. First off, you should not be allowed the user name Dangle. Lieutenant Dangle would absolutely fat shame the hog governor with a bitchy remark. Second, the joke is funny because the fucking actress looks like the hog lady. It is not “political” in any actual way. Oh my god the old man in the Six Flags commercial looks like Ed Markey ha ha who fucking cares. Third, shut the fuck up you whiny fucking baby.
  23. Connor Weigmann you bitch ass pussy. I said you were good in front of everyone.
  24. I can’t make it but I’m still going to bitch about it.
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