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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Worthy can’t portal if we cut him first.
  2. God dammit the guy is a master. Beyond parody.
  3. Ron Holland is a 47 year old machinist with 2 kids and a mortgage.
  4. I gotta give props to King, he looks and is treated like a crash test dummy but keeps coming back for more.
  5. How would you know that unless you’re one of them you son of a bitch?
  6. I went to 49 Bridgeland games and Weigman got concussed in every single one.
  7. So MM is definitely gone right?
  8. So we keep Baxter as long as we outbid FSU. I like it.
  9. McDonald is exactly the kind of WR that goes to OSU and fucking destroys us. I like it.
  10. The only possible explanation is that Ewers and Worthy are shaving points.
  11. What happened to all the motion and swing passes to our fast guys in space? A fucking child could make those throws.
  12. lol ABC will not stop running the Sark sucks in 1 score games stats
  13. I majored in interpretive dance and Hall is clearly crying for help.
  14. 4th and 5 from the 8
  15. I get the Sark hate, but where are you going to find another Armenian coach that’s better than him? Nowhere, that’s where.
  16. This guy fucked my wife!
  17. When I think cool high school football parents, I think of Lake Travis and Westlake.
  18. Listen Shaddie, our opinions on this defense aren’t based on you sucking at football.
  19. Picking out a new victim.
  20. Hi Jackson it’s ND head coach Marcus Freeman, do you have a second to chat? I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT You can’t talk on the phone? I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT I was actually calling about a WR of your te- I CANT BECAUSE MY COACHES WOULDNT ALLOW THAT Ok Jackson have a good day (LOUD SCREECHING)
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