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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Stewart needs to transfer to UT and he can live in my garage apartment (with me). I can fix him.
  2. I gotta go to Silicon Valley and start a Republican campaign/consulting firm. Just free money from these mutants.
  3. Quick, everyone over to the Texags thread!
  4. I bear no particular ill will towards King but his tears are so so sweet.
  5. That was some dumb ass shit that we would have done when strong was coach. Hopefully Venables is just Strong 2.0.
  6. 3 and out? Sark has gotta go.
  7. Sark out there just playin Xbox
  8. If I needed a non work truck for hunting/hauling I would get a new Maverick. Practical, cheap, good gas mileage, and will probably last forever.
  9. I get that they have to keep Brandon locked away because he’s 900 years old and they don’t want everyone to see that but they should turn him loose with regular people more often. He’s good at chopping it up with voters, even MAGA ones.
  10. I’m at a bar drinking the Garrison Brothers Balmorhea and it’s good as hell. Can you get it at a regular liquor store or do I have to jack off some liquor store clerk to get on a special list to get in line at 6 AM.
  11. West Virginia is so fucking bad.
  12. I have a lot of problems with Sark but he’s been pretty good (Tech second half notwithstanding) at pulling off junk gadget plays, especially when you have a QB the defense knows can’t throw deep or over the middle. Half the playbook is useless with Card.
  13. Worthy should starts.
  14. The left side of the line is not doing card any favors.
  15. Oh yeah. That’s the good stuff.
  16. There is still plenty of time left for King to get injured.
  17. WHAT HAVE ANY OF YOU DONE FOR THE HISPANIC COMMUNITY?!
  18. Kneally’s has the best pizza in Houston after 8-13 Guinness
  19. I don’t know the name of it but there’s a car wash on Shepard that is next door to Kneally’s. Drop the car off, have a few drinks, drunk drive into the Petco across the street.
  20. Every murder for hire plot is just a Coen brothers film waiting to be made.
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