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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Any insider info about how the death of the Queen will impact the class?
  2. STARTING DEFENSE! PLACE AT THE TABLE!
  3. You bring them because we’re going to beat Bama god dammit.
  4. You god damn nerds need to stop buying all the good stuff. I go to Specs and they don’t have shit because you motherfuckers are on double secret lists and wait in line at 10:00 am on a Tuesday like a bunch of methadone addicts.
  5. I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the father of the holder.
  6. Ewers reminds me less of gunslinger Brett Favre and more of pill addict Brett Favre.
  7. Mitchell has great technique. When you’re that tall you want to stand up straight as soon as the ball is snapped to intimidate the oline.
  8. Jacob is amazing. He taught me how to love a woman and scold a child.
  9. Surprised they let Standish take that video since he’s in the band and should be preparing for the halftime show.
  10. Why do you have 5 children. What is wrong with you.
  11. Immamac needs to get Sark on the podcast to explain himself. We’re BMDs now and demand an explanation.
  12. Based on what I know about Hall I think there’s a good chance any charge they throw at him will be dropped.
  13. Remember when I first met Dr. Guy, I was working as a janitor and I solved this math problem he wrote on a chalkboard.
  14. If calling people motherfuckers gets you elected I’m gonna be the motherfuckin president.
  15. Hmm that is a good point but I imagine once I get the Defender I will be so cool that I don’t need leg air.
  16. I too plan to move to Iowa and start a cult. Probably something with corn, they love that shit.
  17. Anyone have any experience with the new Defender? Dealer in Houston says they will order one and sell it for MSRP and every new or used one I can find is marked up 15k (to the extent you can even find a new one). I love my Land Rovers because I support local small businesses like auto mechanics.
  18. But how will we create new innovative drugs?! If only the vast majority of drug companies didn’t spend more on marketing than R&D.
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