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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Whole lot of backseat drivers who don’t try cases in this thread. Farrar and Bankston took a big swing and hit a single. It happens.
  2. Agreed. I ordered the lunch special at the China Buffet and it comes with unlimited egg rolls but some Chinaman tells me I can’t have more than 10. How is that fucking unlimited? Those people are pure evil and only want to destroy the American Way of Life.
  3. I’m not a huge fan of our drone warfare program but they essentially dropped an anvil covered in knives on this guy Wile E. Coyote style. That’s fucking metal.
  4. Vasek is skinny but we took Burke and he’s fucking Slenderman.
  5. This has nothing to do with anything but young lawyers make too much money now. Fucking 200k starting salary. Get off my lawn.
  6. No. Mater Dei doesn’t admit Armenians.
  7. They should get away free and clear unless Waingro fucks it all up.
  8. Shut the fuck up Steve, we guaranteed him giant bags of cash and mom is moving down the road. That’s it. He’s never god damn been here, quit being a fucking aggy.
  9. No surprise with Kirkland, look at what we offer: Austin. Cash. SEC. Cash. Sark don’t give a fuck. Cash. Team sucks due to previous regime. Cash. Boats. Hoes. Cash.
  10. Hell yes. We should have started doing this shit years ago.
  11. I love my big weird uncle John.
  12. I really wish someone would primary Ogg.
  13. Pete gives great answers but how about doing something about all the cancelled flights. Fine those fucking airlines.
  14. I would pay $500 for a soccer man to hose me down with that gun. It’s so fucking hot outside.
  15. Putting aside the aggie hate, Durkin should legitimately be banned from college coaching. He is just as bad as Briles, not only because of his (in)actions but because he creates a culture of abuse and fear when dealing with kids. Jordan McNair was 19 years old for fucks sake.
  16. WHAT IF THEY BOOKED THE FLIGHTS WITH MILES IT WOULD BE UNTRACEABLE!
  17. There are 2 options: they weren’t paying attention when they scheduled these visits or this is a calculated scheme to game the system. I wonder which one is the more likely scenario for a program run by a man named Jimbo from West Virginia.
  18. Scheduling their biggest recruiting event when OVs are not allowed and their class is in the toilet. Truly amazing.
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