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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I used to eat Demeris sometimes, that’s how bad Houston BBQ used to be.
  2. Cromartie is more of a life coach/mentor than a DB coach.
  3. Look, we all know he’s bad, but he’s funny sometimes.
  4. I don’t think I’ve had the urge to bully someone in 20 years, but this thread did it. God damn fucking nerds.
  5. Im glad last years aggy class was so good. There is nothing better than aggy hubris followed by a massive collapse. Usually we have to wait until November to get this level of entertainment.
  6. Cat Osterman filmed you fucking ztejas?
  7. As the father of a D1 football player I can tell you it’s 100% true that parents read these boards and it influences our decisions. CTJ made me cry one time and I made Laramie cancel his official visit to UT. But it all worked out in the end, now my son is the starting kicker and CTJ is my best friend.
  8. This is the best summary of what’s going on: https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-07-09/elon-s-out
  9. that’s the good stuff right there
  10. I’m going to start smoking in solidarity
  11. What the fuck. When did everyone get cancer? This is bullshit.
  12. Tell them to drop out of law school and go do something productive.
  13. Didn’t see a New England thread, going to Boston in September and have 5-7 days to do whatever. I’ve got Boston covered but I am debating where to go after. Go North to NH/VT and up to Portland or go South to Martha’s Vineyard/Cape Cod and maybe Rhode Island. I’ve been to Boston and Portland before but everything else up there is a mystery to me. Hopefully I can avoid the foliage crowd since we’ll be going in early September. And no clams. Clams are fucking terrible.
  14. Gotta think Sark regrets letting Coleman go after losing Pettaway.
  15. God bless texifornia for posting these updates and assuredly taking tens of points off his IQ in the process. He’s the hero we need.
  16. Remember when we were up 28-7 on OU in the first quarter? If we play all 4 quarters like that this year we should win 112-28.
  17. Crimo thinks clapclap is too extreme
  18. I think it’s important to point out the difference between a .308 vs a 5.56 cartridge when discussing this shooting. A .308 round isn’t going to have the same velocity (depending on barrel length and gunpowder composition) as a smaller caliber bullet like a .221 or even a .222 double jacketed hollow point. On the other hand, the 5.56 is going to have greater stopping power depending on the coriolis effect, more like a 3.141592 shell. One thing is for sure, these distinctions are extremely important.
  19. Axelrod’s friend pushed over his kid in the wheelchair so he could get away.
  20. Mitt Romney had his chance to stand up to all this GQP bullshit and he decided to kiss the ring because he’s a little bitch who doesn’t care about anything but getting his, just like the rest of them. Fuck Trump, but it was hilarious that he made Romney grovel and then passed him over for Secretary of State. https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-trump-romney/romney-potential-u-s-secretary-of-state-hails-trump-after-dinner-idUSKBN13P0A7
  21. Was just texting an Aggie buddy about this thread, how do you upload screenshots?
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