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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Hank Scorpio
    I hope Oregon and LSU enjoy the players, CDC and Sark are too busy investing in 529 plans to ensure their children’s’ futures. What’s more important, a 1,000 yard receiver or providing your child’s college tuition? Also, it’s simple Moneyball math that you don’t spend top dollar on free agents. Would you rather have a Moore for $1.3 million or the Coleman twins for $0? You could literally have infinite Colemans for free vs. a single receiver. I’ll take my team of infinite free Colemans any day of the week.
  2. Hank Scorpio
    You don’t become the richest athletic department in America by overspending. Take the Moore money and put it in some mutual funds, maybe a CD, and sit back as the profits roll in. It’s just good business.
  3. Hank Scorpio
    Can’t wait for the supposed flip rumors in December to help him get another million from Knight.
  4. Hank Scorpio
    I didn’t read the OP, are we playing Xbox or whatever against a player or do I somehow get to control individual players in real life during games using my controller and some sort of neural implant?
  5. Hank Scorpio
    I agree. We’re fucked.
  6. Hank Scorpio
    You told me you were a doctor.
  7. Hank Scorpio
    NIL is ruining this sport!
  8. Hank Scorpio
    That’s a great class for SMU.
  9. Hank Scorpio
    I don’t like shitting on recruits but it appears that our DB class is gong to suck ass. But I have trust in Gideon and whoever the fuck our CBs coach is because at least he didn’t COST US A FUCKING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
  10. Hank Scorpio
    Look Jedis are white men or half robots or little green goblins or aliens but they are NOT minorities or women.
  11. Hank Scorpio
    I gotta start hanging out at the airport more to film children walking thru the baggage claim.
  12. Hank Scorpio
    Did Mills accidentally enroll at a middle school? Based on his film he appears to be playing against 12 year olds.
  13. Hank Scorpio
    Those are the 2 least famous quarterbacks Arch has ever been photographed with.
  14. Hank Scorpio
    Was in Houston last week at the L’Auberge casino.
  15. Hank Scorpio
    I could watch 2 hours of Powell just doing hit man characters. Great flick.
  16. Hank Scorpio
    In that case we need to get them out of that go kart ASAP. F 150 blows a red light and we’re fucked.
  17. Hank Scorpio
    We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now.
  18. Hank Scorpio
    College football is so fucking stupid. I love it.
  19. Hank Scorpio
    Austin Wood didn’t throw 197 pitches and ruin his life for these idiots to forget how to field grounders.
  20. Hank Scorpio
    It’s not fair that aggy has left handed pitchers. I thought they trained people not to do that or put them in an asylum. Can’t have them out there throwing with the devils hand.
  21. Hank Scorpio
    Fuck it just walk him
  22. Hank Scorpio
    Fuck that Montgomery fucker is going to win this game for them isn’t he.
  23. Hank Scorpio
    You’re always fucked if you lose this game but god damn the loser of this game is turbo fucked.
  24. Hank Scorpio
    At least his bat didn’t go flying out of his hands.
  25. Hank Scorpio
    Flores you son of a bitch here’s your chance

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