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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Exactly. The smart play is to do nothing, let them ban contraception, and then win in the midterms!
  2. Who says the Democrats aren’t doing anything to fight back?
  3. There’s only one way we can stop things like this from happening and that’s to vote for Democrats. It’s time to Pokémon Go to the Polls!
  4. Pierce should have pinch hit. Hearing from the AD’s office that he’s gone as soon as this goes 9.
  5. There is only one way to defeat these murderous Irish. The team must give praise to Allah and swear to a holy jihad to expel these filthy Catholic invaders from our homeland of Omaha.
  6. WHERE HAS THAT BEEN ALL SEASON HUH TRISTAN? You’re doing a great job I love you
  7. I’m gonna start wearing a hat and doing the zip my finger around the brim pointing thing that baseball players do.
  8. Tell this sunburned dago to shut the fuck up, there’s baseball going on.
  9. I don’t care that ND beat Tenn and RPI whatever, these guys fucking suck and are getting lucky.
  10. Hansen needs to fire a fastball into the nuts of that douche on first. Quit squatting like that you fucking ginger.
  11. I know baseball is random but we are way better than these fucking Irish Catholic 30 year olds and they are getting god damn fucking lucky.
  12. Who are these fucking losers announcing the game?
  13. Now’s the time Trey, charge the mound with an aluminum bat!
  14. This whole game is bullshit. Whose idea was this.
  15. No big deal, Pete just setting up the dp
  16. Faltine is going to fight this mustachioed bastard by the end of the night, mark my words.
  17. The bottom of the ND lineup looks like the bottom of every Texas lineup ever except this year.
  18. Flood is going to put 100 pounds on him and make him a tackle
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