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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Hansen needs to fire a fastball into the nuts of that douche on first. Quit squatting like that you fucking ginger.
  2. I know baseball is random but we are way better than these fucking Irish Catholic 30 year olds and they are getting god damn fucking lucky.
  3. Who are these fucking losers announcing the game?
  4. Now’s the time Trey, charge the mound with an aluminum bat!
  5. This whole game is bullshit. Whose idea was this.
  6. No big deal, Pete just setting up the dp
  7. Faltine is going to fight this mustachioed bastard by the end of the night, mark my words.
  8. The bottom of the ND lineup looks like the bottom of every Texas lineup ever except this year.
  9. Flood is going to put 100 pounds on him and make him a tackle
  10. What’s the scouting report on ND? I assume a bunch of old timey Irish with curly mustaches named Paddy and Mick.
  11. As the legend goes, Keith came out of the theater’s basement to wish Nelson a happy birthday. He then saw Kristofferson and quipped, “None of that lefty shit out there tonight, Kris” – a reference to Kristofferson’s left-leaning political views. “What the f–k did you just say to me?” Kristofferson replied. “You ever worn your country’s uniform?” “You heard the question, you just don’t like the answer,” Kristofferson continued. “Have you ever served your country? The answer is, no, you have not. Have you ever killed another man? Huh? Have you ever taken another man’s life and then cashed the check your country gave you for doing it? No, you have not. So shut the f–k up!”
  12. Hearing that Del Conte is not happy with Pierce and he’s coaching for his job tomorrow.
  13. I got some questions about these so called military academies. First off, that giant fucking AF pitcher/catcher guy, how the fuck is he going to fit in a cockpit? He can’t be in the damn Air Force. And second, how does the Navy have a baseball team? Where do they play? On a boat? That makes no sense.
  14. The Democratic Party is still way behind Republicans in terms of organization and ground support around the state. When you haven’t won a statewide election in 30 years the statewide party machine basically ceased to exist. The trial lawyers were the only group really funding democrats in the state for a long time, at least now the grassroots fundraising has gotten going. You start with the money, then you build the infrastructure, then you find good candidates and see what happens. The biggest problem for Democrats is that they are Democrats and will continue to fuck everything up.
  15. Yeah cause Dallas sucks!
  16. Won’t someone please protect all these persecuted Christians!
  17. It’s amazing that people can be anti religion, let people believe whatever they like and leave them alone. It’s not like leaders use religion as an excuse to oppress and subjugate people. The real problem are the atheists who are mean to people.
  18. Austinite: Rural Texans are a bunch of racist morons who consistently vote against their own interests because of culture war bullshit and general ignorance. South, West, and East Texans: Those snobby Austinites think they know better than us, let’s make an AR-15 mayor and vote against any of us getting healthcare to own the libs! The Wise Man: Both of these things are the same.
  19. Obi Wan living off grid out in the desert like a god damn libertarian.
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