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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Are we going to suck next year? I feel like we’re gonna suck.
  2. Can’t believe ESPN is fucking up. There are literally tens of people trying to watch this game.
  3. Fucking Johnny Dirtbag up to bat.
  4. Stevens giant tiger tattoo on his left arm is hilarious, the camera angle makes it look like the tiger is staring at you.
  5. I support the Shriners and all but they really shouldn’t let patients be in charge of the replay review.
  6. Pretty sure he’s a burn victim.
  7. They need some sort of extremely loud ship horn to play after every Melendez hit.
  8. This pitcher has outstanding warrants in 5 non contiguous Tennessee counties.
  9. I tuned in for the disabled kids.
  10. Every white guy on Tennessee is on steroids.
  11. Melendez really is the Hispanic Titanic, but in a bad way now not the good way from earlier.
  12. If Kennedy doesn’t get plunked there he strikes out, I have never been more certain of anything in my life.
  13. I want the 400 lb lineman. Put some good weight on him, get him to 450, and dare teams to run on us.
  14. She’s a fucking imbecile and by far the best Republican candidate in that race.
  15. I like Pierce but every time I see him at third base I think “look at that little fucking nerd”
  16. This fucker is going to walk home 5 runs while hopping off the mound each time.
  17. This new pitcher is three children in a trench coat.
  18. I’m starting to think that Rice fucking sucks at baseball.
  19. Show. Me. A. Loss.
  20. Thank fucking god Horns baseball is back.
  21. Congrats to Rush on being one year sober!
  22. The hits keep coming. I only skimmed it but I think a 6th grader wrote it.
  23. Forgot to add that a couple of weeks ago he made a lawyer remove their mask during argument, because he’s an old fucking nut job.
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