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Hank Scorpio

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  1. It’s like Sark has Herman in his headset calling plays.
  2. This has been an extremely Hermanesque performance.
  3. We’re lucky they are mediocre, it should be way worse than 13-0.
  4. Two deep safeties who can’t run fill when all they do is run
  5. We got ourselves a real intellectual here.
  6. Hunter S. Thompson the day after 9/11, posted on ESPN of all places:
  7. Buncha new shitlibs in here.
  8. Me when I’m watching the offense; me when I’m watching the defense
  9. Please don’t bring the fuck tent.
  10. Well he’s playing like Jeb Bush.
  11. Better backfield: 2001 Miami or 2021 Texas?
  12. Whole lot of 9/11 promo shit on Fox.
  13. Look at that block from Brewer. No way he’s trying this hard if he wasn’t getting stacks and stacks of fake money.
  14. I will find and kill God if Bijan is hurt.
  15. Since when are our receivers allowed to break tackles?
  16. Keys for the second half: 1. Play hard 2. Have fun 3. Make friends
  17. Brewer is going to find an extra fake $80 bill in his locker after this game.
  18. Derry is not what I am talking about but Renfro is exactly what I am talking about.
  19. It’s probably because I’m racist, but I like finally having one of those low ranked, overachieving, super jacked white linebackers that Iowa State or Wisconsin always have flying all over the field. It’s fun.
  20. Proud to be a part of that touchdown, I heard Brewer didn’t have enough money to buy cleats so he was always slipping in practice but after getting the Burnt Ends money he was able to steal some from Foot Locker.
  21. You know Sark saw this. That’s what $10 a month gets you.
  22. We need a Rojo Bijan wildcat package. Maybe I’ll suggest that to Steve at our next boosters meeting.
  23. Our line is holding more than Ramonce Taylor at an SAE party.
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