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Hank Scorpio

Burnt Ends
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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Dicker needs to stick to punting. I know a certain freshman who would have made that easy.
  2. What the fuck is our head coach doing finding multiple ways to get the ball into our best player’s hands?
  3. If I’m not technically a booster then why am I lighting cigars with $100 bills and complaining about a Charlie Strong not being head coach material?
  4. Everyone needs to stop it with the recruiting shit until we get to the bottom of that backwards cheerleader. What the fuck.
  5. Shut the fuck up
  6. Now that I am an official booster I would like to dictate how my $10 is distributed each month. Helm has a big game, toss him an extra 75 cents. Wiley gets a holding penalty, maybe he’s got to wait until next month to get his $2.50.
  7. Tom Herman has really let himself go.
  8. What if… I complain about both of those things, because they all suck.
  9. This burnt ends deal is awesome. Usually when I give teenagers money I get arrested.
  10. I’m hungover just thinking about those frozen screwdrivers.
  11. Real question is are these new commits SEC good?
  12. We are so fucked. I just checked the roster and we have zero players on defense who will still be on the team in 2028. Huge hole in the roster that Sark needs to fix ASAP.
  13. Well then good luck finding the next Verne Lundquist.
  14. Joke’s on you, it’s just going to be me and Hudson and I’ve already had Covid twice.
  15. I Venmo’d Surly $25,000 for Hudson Card to come to my birthday party and instead they sent Juan Davis to my house when I was out of town and he had sex with my wife.
  16. I want Hudson Card to come to my birthday party. Who do I Venmo to make this happen?
  17. If only Ewers had the same strong character as Tunmise.
  18. All these visits means Stewart is going to be a millionaire by February. Respect.
  19. I think Altria is probably a little bit pissed that their 10 billion plus investment in Juul is now worth 2-3 billion.
  20. The goal should be the complete and total eradication of all crime, including thought crime.
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