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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Isn’t one of the baseball guys playing RB for us this year? In my medical opinion the only way to tear your PCL and LCL would be if a blunt cylindrical object impacted the knee from the side. Makes you wonder.
  2. It’s Stephen Jackson. Huge pussy.
  3. Someone find Bob Reebok or Billy Adidas and give them an honorary diploma and go fuck up Phil Knight.
  4. lol we’re going to miss out on all the high ranked guys we want and get the guy that sucks.
  5. You, an idiot: my team of highly skilled five stars will run all over Texas. Me, the wise man: replace the Colemans every down so that they stay fresh and stop feeding them before games.
  6. I hope Oregon and LSU enjoy the players, CDC and Sark are too busy investing in 529 plans to ensure their children’s’ futures. What’s more important, a 1,000 yard receiver or providing your child’s college tuition? Also, it’s simple Moneyball math that you don’t spend top dollar on free agents. Would you rather have a Moore for $1.3 million or the Coleman twins for $0? You could literally have infinite Colemans for free vs. a single receiver. I’ll take my team of infinite free Colemans any day of the week.
  7. You don’t become the richest athletic department in America by overspending. Take the Moore money and put it in some mutual funds, maybe a CD, and sit back as the profits roll in. It’s just good business.
  8. Can’t wait for the supposed flip rumors in December to help him get another million from Knight.
  9. I didn’t read the OP, are we playing Xbox or whatever against a player or do I somehow get to control individual players in real life during games using my controller and some sort of neural implant?
  10. You told me you were a doctor.
  11. That’s a great class for SMU.
  12. I don’t like shitting on recruits but it appears that our DB class is gong to suck ass. But I have trust in Gideon and whoever the fuck our CBs coach is because at least he didn’t COST US A FUCKING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP.
  13. Look Jedis are white men or half robots or little green goblins or aliens but they are NOT minorities or women.
  14. I gotta start hanging out at the airport more to film children walking thru the baggage claim.
  15. Did Mills accidentally enroll at a middle school? Based on his film he appears to be playing against 12 year olds.
  16. Those are the 2 least famous quarterbacks Arch has ever been photographed with.
  17. Was in Houston last week at the L’Auberge casino.
  18. I could watch 2 hours of Powell just doing hit man characters. Great flick.
  19. In that case we need to get them out of that go kart ASAP. F 150 blows a red light and we’re fucked.
  20. We also need to stop the rampant promotion of gambling on sports. This take brought to you by Draft Kings, deposit $500 and join in the seven way ultra parlay day now.
  21. College football is so fucking stupid. I love it.
  22. Austin Wood didn’t throw 197 pitches and ruin his life for these idiots to forget how to field grounders.
  23. It’s not fair that aggy has left handed pitchers. I thought they trained people not to do that or put them in an asylum. Can’t have them out there throwing with the devils hand.
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