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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Just saw this thread, I was too busy fighting off a gang of homeless murderers from killing my children in Montrose. Yeah it’s a pain trying to fend off wave after wave of criminal from raping my family, but you can’t beat the commute to downtown. Man, I wish I was smart enough to live 45 minutes away in a former cotton field/swamp surrounded by guys who work at the Verizon store and have used jet skis parked in their driveways.
  2. Look for a law firm that isn’t just a car wreck mill, meaning lots of lawyers handling lots of low value cases that just get processed because you won’t get good value for your claim. Hire a firm that specializes in car wreck cases, not firms that say they handle every single kind of injury case under the sun. Harris vs Montgomery lawyer probably doesn’t matter much.
  3. Lots of terrible advice on this thread. The other drivers insurance company is not going to tender policy limits unless you have massive medical bills and it’s a minimum policy or some shit. They also will not tell you what the policy limits are because they don’t have to. The only time I tell people not to hire a lawyer is when they’re not really that hurt and can get a few grand from the insurance company and be done with it.
  4. You should have gotten run over in Harris county, Montgomery County sucks.
  5. Crazy that the new Florida anti protest laws don’t apply to the Cuban protesters. Also:
  6. The Dems need to kick this up a notch and divert the plane to Cuba. I want to see Abbott order the Texas Military to invade Cuba.
  7. Rick and Morty fans being weirdos and arguing on the internet? I don’t believe it.
  8. Looks like the US needs to invade. What could go wrong?
  9. I find it hilarious that football coaches all over the country are currently screaming at their staff about why they don’t have an NFT program while having no idea what it is. Some poor staffer is having to explain blockchain to Ed Orgeron.
  10. After losing Williams and Banks but landing 2 white linemen you have to think that Sark can’t close with black players. You would think he would be great relating to POC players because he’s Armenian.
  11. I believe the 850 is BSA and locals, but does not include money from any of the insurers. The fight with the insurance companies is ongoing.
  12. Stay in your lane dinosaur boy, the alien experts are talking.
  13. Hank Scorpio

    High

    I bought some of those fake weed gummies they sell in Texas now. What the fuck. How is this legal. I’m so high.
  14. Where do you live? Lake Travis or Memorial? Which is it Bill? I always knew you were a liar.
  15. The fuck are you nerds talking about in here
  16. Im watching a live feed of the locker room and Del Conte just walked in and started reading your post to Pierce, thank God.
  17. Disappointing season, gotta think Pierce is on the hot seat after that. The standard is winning the championship every single year and Pierce just isn’t cutting it.
  18. Baseball team really let us down, can’t imagine that loss is sitting well with the recruits. Sark needs to think of these things before scheduling OVs.
  19. Not to toot my own horn but I like to think I helped land one of our biggest commits. I’m not going to name names but let’s just say Sark couldn’t just “snap” his fingers and get his commitment, it was more of a “long” shot. Anyways, he shows up for his official visit but the guard at the stadium wouldn’t let him in because his name wasn’t on the list and he didn’t appear to be a football player. Luckily Laramie was also having trouble getting in (even though he has a note from Banks that says he’s on the team) and they struck up a friendship. Then Laramie calls me to see if we can host him for his visit so I go pick them up and take them to that laser tag place at Northcross mall. Things got pretty wild and we ended up going to see a movie too. By Sunday he was ready to sign the commitment papers I drafted up for him and the rest is history.
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