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Hank Scorpio

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  1. I'm pretty booked up the rest of this week since they just opened a new Arby's by my house but I should have some time to meet on this early next week.
  2. Fuck, the chapter president just told me that we need the dues.
  3. False. He is my congressman and Montrose is awesome.
  4. None of you nerds are getting bids.
  5. I'll miss you, Black Unicorn.
  6. What the fuck is this reasonable shit. I want Surly to sponsor many players as possible and make them post here non stop all day while fat middle aged men with anger issues tell them that they suck and post unfounded rumors about their families and character.
  7. Heard he was afraid of the competition here, knew he’d likely be on the bench for the next 4 years.
  8. Needed that strike out of the make a wish kid.
  9. This pitcher will eventually go to jail for Medicare fraud.
  10. There is one VERY OBVIOUS way he ends up in this class and if he does we’re going to be unstoppable.
  11. Landing Alexander would be the most important recruiting win since VY.
  12. lol these Fairfield guys fucking suck
  13. Don’t want to jump the gun here, but with the new NCAA rules allowing athletes to profit from their endorsements I’ve been having some pretty interesting conversations with a certain shampoo/conditioner company and let’s just say Laramie Pro-V might be hitting the shelves soon.
  14. Hell yes. Just guys being dudes on the high seas for 2 hours. Just release one of these every 2 years and take my money.
  15. Give me Murphy over Ewers all day long. You can’t teach that kind of arm talent and it really lets Sark open up the playbook. Ohio State is screwed when they’re facing 3rd and 78, but you know Sark will have a 79 yard play dialed up thanks to Murphy. It’s simple math.
  16. I think it’s cool they still let him play in the middle school league.
  17. Never a doubt.
  18. It seems to me that being the best running back in the country and having enough credits to graduate a year early means that this guy is, at least anecdotally, pretty smart and driven. I was in jazz choir and got unlimited time on all my tests because my parents got divorced and I doubt I could graduate a year early if I tried. He’s gonna retire at 25 with 50 million dollars in the bank and 200 total carries. Hell yes.
  19. That guy came to my office and sold me a fax machine in 1987.
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