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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Everyone likes to bitch about the CIA but what are we supposed to do when a bunch of farmers in Central America want to run their own country? Just let them? Do you know how much money Dole would lose? You can either have democratically elected governments run by the people of those countries or cheap bananas. I believe it is my right as an American to buy 2 pounds of bananas for 75 cents and then not eat any of them and throw them away. God bless the CIA.
  2. Sounds like you should go work for Amazon instead of making students drop out of school.
  3. I thought the Republican rebuttal was pretty good.
  4. Stanford’s business school isn’t even that good.
  5. If I could get 2 days away from the family I too would go to Florida to do some drunk driving.
  6. Huge get, especially with Stewart no longer committed.
  7. I realize it’s a spring game but we kinda look like shit.
  8. I think he gets Murder 5.
  9. There was just something about Strong, you could tell from the beginning that he wasn’t head coach material. Defensive coordinator, sure, but not a head coach.
  10. I swear to fucking God I will kill someone if Sark puts Epps in a goal line package.
  11. I realize that the UT 9.95ers would have done the same, but it is hilarious to me that one of those former Verizon store assistant managers turned OU 247 recruiting analysts was sitting in line at Burger King getting dinner at 11:00 at night after dropping his kids off at his ex-wife’s house and sees a squad of cops surround and pull out an OU player at gunpoint. Then he confirms the story with the cop and decides to sit on out of “respect for the team” even though it’s inevitable it will be out in 12 hours. Just sitting in his car eating chicken fries while wearing a visor with Oakleys on top pondering the dilemma of breaking the story and pretending to be a big time connected reporter but then getting frozen out by his only source on the teams training staff. But then he’s proud of himself because he decides to be loyal to the school he never went to and the program/players that have no idea who he is.
  12. Sorry Ahmed, I know you were a translator for US troops in Afghanistan for the last 10 years and Al-Qaeda has you and your entire family on a kill list and we promised you sanctuary, but Joe Biden can’t let you in and stimulate the economy at the same time.
  13. No way any previous Texas coach would have kept in touch with a recruit like this and pulled it off. It’s the definition of tampering and I love it. Sark is bringing Texas into modern college football. Release the bag men!
  14. God dammit Joe. You were doing so good with the trains and now this bullshit.
  15. Where. Is. Nestor.
  16. He also posts here as Ghost of LL.
  17. He’s the guy from City Slickers.
  18. How about Bill Kristol?
  19. Posting about trains when you are not autistic is stolen valor.
  20. I’m not going to get into this, but acting like Citizens United is just obviously correct and sorry there’s nothing we can do about it because free speech is just a pure mush brained lawyer take.
  21. Joe you son of a bitch I love you.
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