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Hank Scorpio

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  1. What about Chicago?!
  2. The homepage on Mitchell’s computer is the NCAA transfer portal website.
  3. Any politician who runs on a platform of creating a national or even just regional high speed rail transit system gets my vote. I’m a single issue voter and it’s trains. Imagine getting on an easily accessible train in downtown Houston and being in downtown Dallas in a couple of hours.
  4. Maybe don’t pinch hit a make a wish kid with the bases loaded in a tie game.
  5. I give Joe a lot of shit, but this is pretty impressive.
  6. I am pretty drunk right now.
  7. New game plan, let Witt pitch every inning for the rest of the series.
  8. dp
  9. To be fair, Tommy Lee Jones is a miserable fucking asshole.
  10. I think you and me should be best friends. And it has nothing to do with you having $100,000,000.
  11. Best show of the year. International drug smuggling with Gabriel Byrne and his perfectly cast weirdo looking children with incredibly high production value and a bunch of filthy Italians living in caves is my kind of show.
  12. You’ll give me a brisket if I track down a criminal and turn him over to you? What a deal!
  13. Pam, can you please DM me? I’ve got Mr. Hardin on the phone and he’s eager to speak with you. Thanks so much.
  14. I can confirm Sark is working the hell out of Ewers behind the scenes. He’s going at that teenager so hard the other coaches nicknamed him “Jeffery Epstein”
  15. I’m super pumped for Murphy to come here as an underdog QB after he gets dropped to a mid three star. Can he pass Wright on the depth chart? He’s got all the tools but lacks the feel for the game and moxie of Wright. Urban Meyer is going to have a tough decision on his hands in 2026.
  16. The right is getting better at comedy and it’s making the left nervous.
  17. Huh, so it turns out Murphy can’t beat a bunch of 5th graders and Ewers regularly defeats the best teams in the country. I love recruiting!
  18. Wow I had no idea Texas education was so good, it’s almost like if you cherry pick a bunch of shit it looks great. If only there were comprehensive analyses of state education, I bet Texas would be near the top.
  19. This is true and it’s hilarious. Everyone in those programs is Chinese already how are you ever going to catch them.
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