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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Tony Feebo is an amazing fucking name. That’s Perd Hapley level made up name.
  2. If football doesn’t workout for Jadon he can always change it to Jayden and have a second career in lacrosse.
  3. Sounds like your kids are really bringing down the school district.
  4. I don’t think priests should be able to marry children, but that’s just me.
  5. You sound like Joe.
  6. This is the blackest guy at BYU
  7. BYU is fucking good. They’ve got a few 27 year old white guards who can all shoot and could have some bullshit tourney game where they hit 15 threes. And they have a giant mutant center who assuredly comes from some sort of Mormon breeding program.
  8. I’m sorry to hear that you don’t believe in your children.
  9. Buddy, I got some good news for you, you’re gonna win that bet.
  10. If we can find a way to put Card’s feet on Murphy or Murphy’s hands on Card we’re good.
  11. Please, Mr. Prysock is my father’s name, call me Ephesians.
  12. I blame Santa Ana for not reconquering Texas and making it Mexico to this day. Even the cartels wear masks.
  13. People bitch about the cloak room, but it doesn’t have shit on the football board. Truly deranged stuff. Bravo.
  14. — On that subject, I talked with a few sources near the Duncanville program today since this particular topic has been a fad on the board. There is not and there hasn't been a concerted effort by that staff to stop kids from going to Texas. The Longhorns lost out on Savion Byrd because Herb Hand dropped communication with him and the Texas staff was thought to be on shaky ground going forward. As I mentioned above, Chris Gilbert communicates with Reginald Samples often while Jeff Banks and Blake Gideon have been well received. As one source at the school told me today, "We don't have an agenda here. If you develop a relationship with our kids and recruit them hard, you can win them." Amid all the rumors, I called Duncanville today and asked to speak with Mr. Duncan. I told the student on the phone that I was a reporter for a pay site that I can’t remember the name of and that I needed to speak to Mr. Duncan immediately about the rumors (first reported by our very own washed up former respected newspaper writer) that the Duncanville coaching staff was steering players away from UT. She said she had to ask Ms. Johnson so we’ll have to wait a little while to get to the bottom of this one. - Roach out
  15. This guy needs to run.
  16. As long as Malik is out there having fun and trying his best and making lifelong memories with his friends I’ll be happy. Maybe the real commitment is to the friends he makes along the way.
  17. Can’t believe people are complaining about not getting enough stuff passed. How are the Dems supposed to get around the Senate parliamentarian? It’s the single most powerful position in all of politics and their word is basically law. It’s like the first thing mentioned in the Constitution, the unabated power of the parliamentarian.
  18. Any olineman committing would be huge, regardless of ranking, since we spent the last year frantically offering every private school and 6 man OT and couldn’t even reel them in. If I have to watch tape of one more slow, weak, 6’6 225 pound “tackle” block a bunch of small children while standing perfectly straight I am going to kill myself.
  19. The coup is about to begin. Allah be praised.
  20. Yes he is and I am so proud of him. My son Jaramie decided to run track this year and that was his first meet and I think he did a great job. The track coach wanted him to throw disc or shot but I told him I would sue the school district for discrimination if he didn’t let Jaramie run the 100m.
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