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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. You are astonishingly stupid.
  2. I’d fuck Jeff Banks for a Hyundai.
  3. I’ve heard this exact same story/explanation from people who know the mistress. Heidi moves to Austin from DC, finds out Ted is cheating, and decides to take a stroll down Mopac. If only she knew that would be a high point of the marriage.
  4. No surprise there, Bernie has said numerous times that he would never confirm a filthy polack.
  5. One year ago today
  6. Everyone needs to lay off DonkeyCigars, I don’t think English is his first language and considering that he’s doing his best. I’m pretty sure he wanted his username be something like SmokingBronco but it came out DonkeyCigars.
  7. Are you telling me Gideon had an easy recruiting win fall into his lap and he dropped it?
  8. Incorrect. Neera is a true poster and that should earn your respect. Only a true poster would constantly shitpost and go after members of their own party at 2:00 in the morning and then not delete the posts. She’s like an honorable Japanese soldier in WW2. And I take back everything bad I ever said about Manchin. He fucking rules.
  9. If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
  10. AWD is better than 4WD in snow/ice. So enjoy your Subaru you big lesbian.
  11. I’ve got no power or water and the only generator I have is being used to power my laptop so I can look at Surly. My family keeps begging me to let them plug in a hot plate but I explained that Sark is on a recruiting tear and I need by the minute updates.
  12. I hear she got the job after defeating the pole assassin in a dance off.
  13. I did hear some pretty interesting info from my source, apparently coach Banks takes his coffee with 2 sugars.
  14. Username checks out.
  15. I’m really excited to hear that the new staff is doing things different and have a totally new energy in recruiting. I was expecting things to be the same, but according to insiders it’s night and day. I really didn’t see this coming. So pumped for this new staff, I’m going to resubscribe to all the pay sites!
  16. Agreed. Filthy Chinese.
  17. Basically none of this is true, I’m not sure why you’re making this up. I am best friends with Dray (that’s a nickname I gave him) who was Laramie’s primary recruiter. First off, he’s not from Ohio he’s from Kentucky, everyone knows that. Second, Drayton wasn’t even in Austin when Wilson visited, I know because we were camping together that weekend. Also Wilson was never coming here after Mehringer left, he thought Meh was the coolest guy he ever met.
  18. Sometimes I forget that you are fucking retarded. Thank you for reminding me.
  19. You know a company/billionaire is evil when even Brad, a noted Republican, hates them.
  20. They’re gonna fuck this up again
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