Everything posted by Hank Scorpio
- LSU @ Texas Series Thread
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
That’s a good mustache
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
Buncha pop dicks playin grab ass out there.
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
I want to go to bed god dammit.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
ATM could be really good next year if they replace their entire coaching staff and roster.
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New Girl Scout Cookie Flavor: Death?
I think the better question is why you are going down on girl scouts.
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Why so Syriaous (Syria Megathread)
Someone needs to tell those guys over there to cool it.
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HBO MAX: "The PITT"
I enjoy all the children dying. 5 stars.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
Fuck pitching. I want a 90s FSU team of steroid monsters that win every game 14-12.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
So this buys like maybe 4-5 years until the courts blow it up?
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
Sark has clearly lost a step and Greg Davis is only 73 years old.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
The real question is who would want to come here now that Sark has completely lost control of the team.
- Dartmouth @ Texas Series Thread
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
She Felix on my Zaden til I’m Krempin. I’m sorry. I’ll leave now.
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2025 Texas Coaching/Support Staff Thread
How do we not have a RB coach yet? Sark has lost control of the program.
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Nancy Mace: Sexual assault survivor or cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs?
If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2026: Boulevard of Broken Bagmen
/Jabba the Hut voice
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A Shaggster From Long Ago May Get a Federal Pardon
So can I buy heroin online again?
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
They’re no Austin High.
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NIL Recruiting News Megathread
I want to represent the NCAA. Just make dumb ass arguments with no chance of success while pounding the fucking file. Oh no we lost who saw that coming, that will be 11 million dollars thank you.
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Texas Recruiting Notes 2025: Duck Around and Find Out
19 fucking siblings? Is he Irish?
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Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Agreed but Campbell would crush it as a recruiter and fund raiser which most NFL guys hate. Good thing he’s never going to coach aggy.
- 2024 Axis of Evil (OU, ARK, aggy) Gameday Thread
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