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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Hank Scorpio
    We should pay him $1,000,000 and then bench him just because we can.
  2. Hank Scorpio
    Everyone needs money, that’s why they call it money.
  3. Hank Scorpio
    Is Travis Scott his real name and Cactus Jack his rapper name?
  4. Hank Scorpio
    I don’t even know who Flood is anymore. How do you let the 900 pound guy get away.
  5. Hank Scorpio
    I can fix him.
  6. Hank Scorpio
    This is 100% the schools asking the NCAA to ban the decorating and photo shoots. It’s a huge pain in the ass for the support staffs.
  7. Hank Scorpio
    It’s crazy that this isn’t a bigger story, I can’t find any news articles about it. Unless, someone powerful is covering it up.
  8. Hank Scorpio
    You have to think if we only recruited North Shore and Lake Travis we could beat NFL teams.
  9. Hank Scorpio
    I think the attempted murder is a plus, you rarely see that kind of killer instinct in a defender.
  10. Hank Scorpio
    Honestly, no.
  11. Hank Scorpio
    If we need a GM there’s only one man for the job
  12. Hank Scorpio
    I’m basically Brendan Fraser in the Whale wearing a No Fear hat while eating meatball subs and praying for death.
  13. Hank Scorpio
    Her pussy got wet when she saw Kyle field.
  14. Hank Scorpio
    If Sark pulls Will Johnson out of Michigan I will suck his dick on the 50 yard line at the home opener. Hell, even if we don’t get him.
  15. Hank Scorpio
    Sounds like Sark has started coasting after making the playoffs, not a single junior day commit. Mack would have locked down 95% of the class already.
  16. Hank Scorpio
    So this nickelback guy is a tight end, Surly supports burnt ends, making it immamac and RB’s fault if we don’t get him.
  17. Hank Scorpio
    We gotta kill Phil Knight.
  18. Hank Scorpio
    Sign him up, I want a full on jihad in the secondary.
  19. Hank Scorpio
    Based on my knowledge of Texas football we still need 1 more big bodied WR. Preferably a guy that plays soft with little to no acceleration who we can chuck fades to out of bounds.
  20. Hank Scorpio
    Sark is about to be the richest Armenian in the world. Take that Agassi.
  21. Hank Scorpio
    I don’t care if he sucks in coverage, just look at this fucking guy. Sign him up.
  22. Hank Scorpio
    Ever seen a guy say goodbye to a shoe?!
  23. Hank Scorpio
    Reminds me of Sweat, put 175 pounds on him over 4 years and watch him win the Outland.
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  25. Hank Scorpio
    Make the recruiting threads longer and more off topic. That way when you find out some actual news it’s an unexpected treat.

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