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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Fuck pitching. I want a 90s FSU team of steroid monsters that win every game 14-12.
  2. So this buys like maybe 4-5 years until the courts blow it up?
  3. It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas.
  4. Sark has clearly lost a step and Greg Davis is only 73 years old.
  5. The real question is who would want to come here now that Sark has completely lost control of the team.
  6. Gotta think Schlosseneggle is on the hot seat after the last couple of games.
  7. She Felix on my Zaden til I’m Krempin. I’m sorry. I’ll leave now.
  8. How do we not have a RB coach yet? Sark has lost control of the program.
  9. If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit.
  10. So can I buy heroin online again?
  11. I want to represent the NCAA. Just make dumb ass arguments with no chance of success while pounding the fucking file. Oh no we lost who saw that coming, that will be 11 million dollars thank you.
  12. 19 fucking siblings? Is he Irish?
  13. Agreed but Campbell would crush it as a recruiter and fund raiser which most NFL guys hate. Good thing he’s never going to coach aggy.
  14. This is bullshit. Have I ever been to a Surly tailgate? No. Do I demand that they be put on each week? Absolutely. I want my money back.
  15. Helbious on his way to get us 3 DTs
  16. I don’t know that we need a TE but this guy is probably the 2nd best TE in the country behind the PSU guy. Arch throwing jump balls to a 6’7 TE would probably be cool.
  17. I’ve got $37 in my wallet, someone call Fasusi and tell him the offer just went up by $36 (I need $1 for the bus).
  18. A fun United story: had a client a few years ago with some kind of rare leukemia (which had nothing to do with the case we were handling). He finds out that there’s a new treatment that is about to be approved but is available and his doctors got him on the list. It also costs like $500,000 and of course United denies the claim. Since we were already representing him we agreed to handle the denial appeal which we had to do in arbitration. 3 arbitrators, we pick one, United picks one, and one we agree upon. We’re told that United picked the same hack arbitrator they always pick so we assume we’re already in the hole. Arbitration lasts a couple of days, United has no defense other than “fuck this guy he’s dead already and we don’t wanna pay.” Arbitrators deliberate for maybe 15 minutes, come back in, and United’s chosen arbitrator proceeds to chew out United (or rather their lawyers) for denying the claim and that every person who touched this claim at United should be ashamed and gave United 48 hours to approve the claim. Client got the treatment and is doing just fine now. Hooray insurance companies!
  19. Wrong. An Asian Poon War is exactly what I want.
  20. UT has to have a hotter Asian alum who Ellison wants to bang. Just send him down to the PCL on a Saturday.
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