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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. ATM could be really good next year if they replace their entire coaching staff and roster.
  2. I think the better question is why you are going down on girl scouts.
  3. Someone needs to tell those guys over there to cool it.
  4. I enjoy all the children dying. 5 stars.
  5. Fuck pitching. I want a 90s FSU team of steroid monsters that win every game 14-12.
  6. So this buys like maybe 4-5 years until the courts blow it up?
  7. It’s more likely Tom Cruise is fucking Duane Akina than Ana de Armas.
  8. Sark has clearly lost a step and Greg Davis is only 73 years old.
  9. The real question is who would want to come here now that Sark has completely lost control of the team.
  10. Gotta think Schlosseneggle is on the hot seat after the last couple of games.
  11. She Felix on my Zaden til I’m Krempin. I’m sorry. I’ll leave now.
  12. How do we not have a RB coach yet? Sark has lost control of the program.
  13. If I were in Congress I would abuse the shit out of the speech and debate clause. Just get up there everyday and talk shit.
  14. So can I buy heroin online again?
  15. They’re no Austin High.
  16. I want to represent the NCAA. Just make dumb ass arguments with no chance of success while pounding the fucking file. Oh no we lost who saw that coming, that will be 11 million dollars thank you.
  17. 19 fucking siblings? Is he Irish?
  18. Agreed but Campbell would crush it as a recruiter and fund raiser which most NFL guys hate. Good thing he’s never going to coach aggy.
  19. This is bullshit. Have I ever been to a Surly tailgate? No. Do I demand that they be put on each week? Absolutely. I want my money back.
  20. Helbious on his way to get us 3 DTs
  21. I don’t know that we need a TE but this guy is probably the 2nd best TE in the country behind the PSU guy. Arch throwing jump balls to a 6’7 TE would probably be cool.
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