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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Texas is a big state made up of lots of different kinds of people and geography, so your drink needs to reflect that. Start with a fish bowl in the shape of the Alamo. Then add one bottle of Sotol, which is a kind of liquor I have definitely heard of before, which represents South Texas. Then toss in a couple of pine cones in the most racist way possible and you’ve got your East Texas. Next, you’re going to need something from the gulf coast, a half dozen of those huge ass mutant oysters (with their liquor) should do the trick, and leave them on the half shell so that they sink to the bottom. West Texas is an obvious choice: crude oil, but you could just use Kahlua instead. Top with equal parts tomato juice, milk, and curaçao (red white and blue of the Texas flag) and then stick in a couple of lit sparklers and you’ve got yourself an all Texas drink. You’re welcome.
  2. Comparing Ted Cruz and Pete is fucking ridiculous. One of them believes in nothing but his own personal advancement and talks out of both sides of his mouth and the other is a Senator.
  3. Can he get a waiver so he can continue to sit on the Raytheon board? Seems like that would be a good idea to reduce redundancy and streamline our never ending war policy.
  4. The CIA has to be thrilled that they are going to have an asset made the Chinese ambassador.
  5. Rubio is a genius. Normally a nasty little worm freak like him is gonna pay $100+ to some chick on onlyfans to call him a cuck and tell him he has a small dick, but instead he gets it for free.
  6. If those kids don’t want to get blown up maybe they shouldn’t have pissed off the Saudi royal family. Hopefully the Saudis send them a bill for making our sweet ass bombs blow up all over them.
  7. There is really only one person who has the pedigree, experience, and wisdom to please all sides as FBI director: James Comey. Please sir save our country one more time.
  8. I’m sorry I made fun of you Ms. Tanden.
  9. Man I miss La Reyna.
  10. God it would be amazing if the Republican senate blocks Tanden’s appointment.
  11. I just went through this same exercise, although I don’t commute so gas mileage wasn’t much of a factor. Don’t buy a new car and don’t buy an American car. I love Tahoes but they are ridiculously expensive compared to nicer and better driving foreign cars. I didn’t end up getting one, but I was extremely impressed by the XC90, and you can get one a few years old off lease for just a bit more than 30k. The main draw back is that it is kind of a lady car, but it’s 2020 and men are ladies and vice versa so who cares. If you’re planning on keeping it for a long time 4runners are hard to beat but I don’t find the interior to be all that nice for the price.
  12. TexAgs is one of the biggest leftist message boards. The first DSA chapter in America was in College Station.
  13. Greenwald was/is an amazing reporter and did some amazing work. His critiques of the media were, and to a lesser extent still are, spot on. But he has completely lost his fucking marbles when it comes to almost everything else. It’s hard to square the guy who broke the Snowden story with the guy who obsesses about “cancel culture” and thinks that all the editors at the Intercept are out to silence him because they tried to edit his pieces. And on a more personal note, fuck that motherfucker for constantly going on Tucker Carlson, there’s no fucking excuse for that shit.
  14. So this is all your fault.
  15. Whoever it is, we’re all gonna love it!
  16. If Biden does do some sort of student debt forgiveness my prediction is that it is very minor and only applicable to a small subset of borrowers. He’ll probably appoint a blue ribbon committee full of former Wall Street or tech assholes who will produce a report recommending 2.5% debt forgiveness for borrowers below the poverty line from 2010-2020 with over $200,000 in student loans and a job in an approved sector.
  17. Tell your daughter I’ll be by to pick my pants up tonight.
  18. Fuck you.
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