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Hank Scorpio

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  1. The premise of Queens Gambit is what makes it one of my favorite science fiction shows. I mean a woman being able to play chess is so ridiculous that I really admire the male writers imagination for even coming up with it. Those guys deserve all the credit.
  2. Similar to the estate sales I like Live Auctioneers for furniture and stuff. It will show you all the auctions going on in your city and you can browse the photos. Once shit opens back up you can go to the dealer’s business and look at the stuff in person. They were auctioning off David Dewhurst’s stuff from one of his ranches a couple of months ago and I almost bought his desk. But chances are it was cursed and/or full of makeup.
  3. Biden is blacker than any black Republican politician. Just ask corn pop.
  4. This is good news. Urban will be here by the time he’s actually going to sign and why go to Ohio to play for Ohio State when he can do that in Texas.
  5. Hearing that the Surly Lib PAC has been added to the indictment against Bannon and the Build the Wall gofundme him and those grifters set up that they stole all the money from. Not sure anyone will get their money back, I heard Larry and jimmyjazz took most of the money and bought boats that subsequently sunk when they went to the Trump boat rally on Lake Travis to show that cooperation between liberals and Republicans is possible.
  6. This is your punishment for bringing up that cursed video
  7. Some of the ideas in this thread are the stupidest fucking things I have ever seen. And I just read the ttom thread.
  8. No one understands and writes better stuff about Trump and Trumpism than David Roth.
  9. Lindsey Graham isn’t going to switch parties.
  10. Tell your wife to call me.
  11. It seems like both Republicans and Democrats failed to learn from their most recent losses. After Romney lost the Republicans needed to stop being so racist and socially conservative to appeal to a larger demographic of minorities and young people. Instead they doubled down on all that stupid shit and yeah, Trump won, but it has and will continue to fuck them in the long run. After Clinton lost the Democrats didn’t learn the lesson that voters need a reason to vote for you that isn’t just “look at these crazy Republican assholes, you can’t vote for them so you have to vote for me.” They didn’t run on any meaningful platform change or give voters a clear message about why they should want a Democrat in office. So you get the shit ass results we’ve seen so far. Basically all of this is the end of Burn After Reading.
  12. List of things that are Hillary’s fault: 1. Not flipping the Senate 2. Barely scraping out a Biden victory 3. Climate change (think about it) 4. The Iraq war 5. Canceling the tv show Firefly after 1 season 6. High Republican turnout in the rust belt 7. The Star Wars prequels 8. The bank denying me a loan because I wouldn’t tell them my name and only had Pokemon cards as collateral
  13. Also can we talk about how all of this is Hillary Clinton’s fault? Because it is.
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