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Hank Scorpio

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  1. Hank Scorpio
    If the donations don’t increase I’ll dox every one of you. CTJ is Greg Davis’ son. That’s just a taste.
  2. Hank Scorpio
    Also we should all give more money so that immamac doesn’t have to worry about this shit.
  3. Hank Scorpio
    There’s only one way to save Surly, go back to the Cloak Room and be even more racist.
  4. Hank Scorpio
    Looks like you fucked it up.
  5. Hank Scorpio
    The fool: I shall go to central market at 5:00 the Friday before Christmas weekend, surely it shan’t be crowded and out of items. The wise man: I went to Costco 2 weeks ago and purchased all the presents, clothing, and food I shall need for all winter.
  6. Hank Scorpio
    All of these things are true: 1. Evan Stewart is a very good and talented football player. 2. He’s a shithead. 3. Some programs are not going to recruit him because in their view #2 trumps #1. It’s not that fucking complicated.
  7. Hank Scorpio
    Is Hampton a take next year in the portal?
  8. Hank Scorpio
    Opens tweet This is just a silly promo video for a recruit 7 minutes later, weeping I will die for Colin Simmons and his whole family
  9. Hank Scorpio
    Sanders is going pro and KJ Jefferson is going to replace him at TE.
  10. Hank Scorpio
    Brenden Schooler didn’t get drafted and he had insane testing numbers and was a great special teams player.
  11. Hank Scorpio
    I’d shit my pants if I had to play basketball after eating Halal Guys.
  12. Hank Scorpio
    He’s Puerto Rican?
  13. Hank Scorpio
    I remember seeing a terrible missed call at a game years back, that was probably you you son of a bitch.
  14. Hank Scorpio
    What are we doing here people. Get your shit together.
  15. Hank Scorpio
    (Jabba the hut voice) NaNa Osafo Mensah
  16. Hank Scorpio
    Man I’m going to miss Jimbo. Elk is going to be shitty and boring like Franchione/Sherman. When Elk is fucked in year 3 he’s not going to go out and hire the suicide squad of disgraced coaches like Jimbo.
  17. Hank Scorpio
    This is fun. I love the transfer portal.
  18. Hank Scorpio
    Back in my day a shooting at Reagan wouldn’t even make the news.
  19. Hank Scorpio
    It’s been a pretty great 24 hours.
  20. Hank Scorpio
    - To Kill a Mockingbird
  21. Hank Scorpio
    If I were Thompson I would blackmail coaches by threatening to transfer to their team. Ask Herman and Frost if he’s bluffing. He even followed Herman to FAU to make sure he went 4-8.
  22. Hank Scorpio
    More SJW Hollywood garbage. MAD MAX IS A MAN.
  23. Hank Scorpio
    If a less than 5 star WR even sets foot on campus I will attack them.
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  25. Hank Scorpio
    Dabo is by far the funniest outcome.

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