Hank Scorpio

QUARTERBACKIt's one thing for senior Kellen Mond to communicate with just a few people like he previously; now, he's more communicative with the entire team and they all are more likely to be on the same page when it comes to operating the offense. As a result, even though Mond has been missing some targets due to injury as he normally does at this time of the year, you're hearing that the passing game isn't struggling. On the contrary, it's been efficient and there are fewer practices where things on that side of the ball go completely south. Most of his teammates feel like he's ready to take them to the next level because he's more confident around them (as opposed to the media) but we'll still need confirmation of that when the Aggies take on Alabama and Florida early in the year. Jesus fucking Christ these fucking people. The season hasn’t even started and they’re already talking shit about Mond. What is this (as opposed to the media) fucking dog whistle bullshit.

Not sure about the casting for the Bene Gesserit

I’m starting to think that the real villains in this series aren’t the ghosts and monsters, but white people. Makes you think.

Who are these people who think votes are like birthday wishes and won’t come true if you tell someone?

I like to make fun of aggy as much as the next guy, but perfect attendance at the learning center is an impressive achievement. You don’t get that for just showing up.

Are Bonnito fish big?

That sounds delightful.

This is not the thread for this but I refuse to post on the football board. I was having drinks tonight with an Aggie among others and the topic of Kellen Mond came up. Of course the Aggie thought he was mediocre and that with a real SEC quarterback they would beat Bama and blah blah blah. That got me thinking and now I have convinced myself that Mond is very good and cool. He has been getting the shit kicked out of him for two years and hasn’t missed a start. He runs a fucking cave man offense that was stale 15 years ago and has to answer to a grown man named Jimbo who hasn’t paid attention in 5 years. He has good skill players around him but is defended by a row of perfect cubes and former recruits all told they would be starting at LT. Every time he takes his 8 step drop back he is immediately swarmed by the biggest and most athletic dlinemen in the country. Then at the end of every fucking game the offense turns into “please fucking save us Kellen Mond” and he has to limp around covered in grass and try to hold on. When he misses a pass over the middle 100,000 rednecks all start chirping about he doesn’t have “it” like Johnny did. As soon as he makes a benign comment about wanting change in CFB and maybe for police to stop mowing down unarmed black people the redasses lose their god damn minds and start calling for him to be benched in favor of a tiny Sicilian man who last played 1A football and a cancer patient that played like a cancer patient his senior season. Kellen Mond is a god damn national hero. There should be football stadiums and highways named after him. I hope he kicks ass and Aggie sucks and he has a 10 year NFL career as a backup.

I identify as a Jewish ethnonationalist-annarchocommunist and I will be voting Libertarian.

I don’t think Gerry played football.

Ask if he will trade it straight up for a gently used fuck tent.

I think he sticks with UT. Cain is going to have to compete for a spot no matter where he goes. Whether it’s Texas or Northwestern State or Austin Peay.

I hope Johnson only gets beats in the recording studio and not on the field! Just a little Wednesday afternoon humor for everyone. God bless.

Went to a PAC fundraiser for a group that supports Texas Democrats in local and statewide elections and I am now drinking all of the fucking kool aid. We’re going to flip the house for sure and then the senate and then Biden will win Texas and then Abbott and Patrick and Paxton and all their cronies will be run out of office and there is nothing they can do to stop it!

We went 7-6 in 2017, bitch.

Wilson doesn’t count because Lake Travis is not Austin and fuck them. Higgins doesn’t count because Stanford.

We should be able to land a top 10 national recruit from Del Valle. It doesn’t look like we will right now, but come on, it’s fucking Del Valle. It’s like 15 min to the stadium. Get your shit together Herman.

This is clearly some kind of trick. Like the time I won that free boat but instead I got arrested for not paying child support.

Please, call me Zaraivion, Mr. Armendarez is my father’s name.

You gotta check the capacity.

I’ll ask my son Laramie what he’s hearing. When Tunmise decided to leave IMG Laramie also made his own completely independent decision to leave IMG too. So I got them an apartment together and they’re going to school this semester online. It’s really a great situation and Tunmise, as you all know, is the most wonderful and amazing young man. Laramie has been struggling in some of his classes so Tunmise has Laramie do all his homework for the extra practice. He’s also very serious about social distancing so he makes Laramie stay home at all times while he takes Laramie’s car out. Sometimes he’s gone for 3 or 4 days, I assume out helping the elderly or planting trees.

All position coaches should be fired every year and then the recruits rate on TikTok or some shit who they want to be their coaches. Samples coaching all 5 star WRs, Ro Simon coaching DBs, Willie Lyles like a second dad at RB coach, and somehow Oscar Giles is still coaching the Dline calling all his players “big man” because he has never met any of them before.

It doesn’t seem that far fetched that Samples Sr. wanted or thought Jr. should get promoted to WR coach and might not be happy about that. It doesn’t mean he has some vendetta against Herman.