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Hank Scorpio

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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Not if he gets that gun he’s been asking for.
  2. Buy the kid a gun. That’s way fucking cooler than a violin.
  3. Donald Driver and his entire family appear to be cool as hell.
  4. Because there’s nothing in the rule book that says a dog can’t play football.
  5. Is Josh Bankhead a dog?
  6. I can’t wait for 4 years of Achane averaging 3.8 yards a carry because he insists he’s an every down back even though he weighs 125 pounds and Jimbo just runs him up the middle every time he touches the ball.
  7. That is a really nice way to say he’s short and weak.
  8. I also had the Thujone book pop up on my kindle and, no spoilers, it’s really good so far. I liked the beginning focusing on the kooky scientist making the android and raising him. It was an interesting choice to shift the focus of the story over to the android so early in the novel, but I think it pays off since the android is much more interesting due to the fact that he has scissors for hands. When he moves in with the local family there’s a great mix of humor and fish out of water situations mainly due to the aforementioned scissor hands. I’ll post a full review once I’m done, but so far it really reminds me of that movie, 500 Days of Summer.
  9. Cool. Cool cool cool
  10. From the Bay of Pigs to the appointment of Justice Laoga, god bless this stupid fucking country.
  11. Anthony Hines opting out came out of left field and is a blow to depth. He was going to play and play a lot this fall, either as a starter or (at least at the beginning of the season) in that 'first off the bench' role that Aaron Hansford held last season. Fact is, Hansford had begun seeing the first-team reps last week and has been playing extremely well as we officially enter Vandy week. hahahhahaha
  12. There is only one Christian driver and his name is Jesus Christ.
  13. I have to admit this one is true. I remember standing on top of some buildings in New York with a bunch of my Muslim friends and we were all cheering when Bradford went down.
  14. The biggest problem you’re going to run into is that everything around Houston/Beaumont sucks. Drive a bit farther and go to the hill country.
  15. I would much rather have the regs stringently enforced as opposed to civil suits, since you need something terrible to fucking happen before you can have a civil suit, so it seems to me prevention is the preferable option. And as long as I am imagining things that will never happen, I would also like a rocketship filled with gold and hookers.
  16. Thank God states are passing COVID immunity bills to protect these meat packing plants. I bet they can barely afford to pay the OSHA fines.
  17. Between this guy and Cain we’re fucking up Arkansas State’s whole class.
  18. Crawford is fucking jacked.
  19. Judging by his last name, he’s the first Jewish player to ever score a TD for UT.
  20. After that drive I’m not sure Card has what it takes to play here.
  21. Luckily the SCOTUS has the final say on redistricting and what could possibly go wrong with that.
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