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Hank Scorpio

Burnt Ends
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Everything posted by Hank Scorpio

  1. Winston has a crazy offer list for a 5’7 tight end.
  2. His first and last name are both spelled incorrectly.
  3. Was juror #10 on a panel for a capital murder (but no death penalty) case, which means if one of the parties didn't strike me I was fucked. Luckily my extreme opinions and off putting personality saved the day and I was dismissed.
  4. What the fuck was that. If you’re going to call the TO don’t let 40 seconds run. Fucking Christ.
  5. They can’t afford to fire Jimbo. Only move that makes sense is to made him AD and then bring in Briles to coach. And then they’ll keep the rest of the staff since Jimbo hand picked them.
  6. You kid should go to a fun college and spend your money doing drugs.
  7. D is not prepared for this offense. They’ve got numbers on all these run plays.
  8. Time for Burnt Ends to step up and send Sanders to Germany for that knee treatment Lebron gets.
  9. Now Majors is being recruited over.
  10. Kyle Porter would run for 3 YPC behind this line. He’d also run for 3 YPC behind the 1994 Cowboys line. That’s the Kyle Porter guarantee.
  11. Banks getting recruited over. Sark doesn’t fuck around.
  12. I love KJ Jefferson. He looks like a dock worker who put on some pads and is playing against kids.
  13. Maybe he just loves Satan
  14. Here’s a question I haven’t seen asked but is a valid one: Did the Armenians deserve to be genocided? Many people are saying yes. Also differentiating between genocides is an important point of research. We certainly don’t want all genocides to be considered equal. Perhaps we call it the Armenian kinda-genocide or genocide-lite.
  15. CTJ is my second best friend and he takes me to Applebees all the time.
  16. We should come up with a nickname for the defense.
  17. I only fly Spirit, middle seat, and don’t bring anything with me other than the desire to get to know my fellow passengers.
  18. I believe Xavier Worthy is better than most of the Wyoming players.
  19. I’m gonna buy another Ford truck.
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