Sandbagging Steve

I banged his mom last night in The South Austin off E. Rundberg and North Lamar.

All these burgers listed thus far are just noise. Fast burger options that actually taste good: Hat Creek Burger: The Classic w/ sweet potatoes fries Phil's Ice House: The Brentwood Burger w/ sweet potato fries

Fat Gare, the whiniest titty-baby I've ever known, produced enough saltwater in buckets of sweaty purple clothing to power the world's first desalination plant; and, ironically, has a floppy, saggy pair of milk-producing, tear-shaped, lactating titties that produce enough milk to feed an entire board army of scared titty babies. He's a great defensive coordinator who may be able solve some of this board's vaginitis. That's killing two birds with one stone; and when you've sucked ass for over a decade, that's the kind of resume you need to find. It could be a win-win situation. He's prolly a self-centered, obnoxious form of devolution, but he's family now. Go coach 'em up, Sweaty Pants!

I think 2 coaches have been less involved than the others down the stretch of the recruiting season: Gideon and Choate. If Gary Patterson is taking an on field position then he will most likely coach safeties. I don't feel as if we have any recruits who Gideon would need to be on staff to land (like Joseph chasing Harris and Brooks). Anderson would be the one exception, but Patterson, I would think, would only help there. And we just had the majority of our safeties transfer. So speculating on the defensive staff: DC/S: Gary Patterson Co-DC/OLB: Pete Kwiatkowski CB: Joseph DL: Bo Davis Is there a badass linebackers coach who is a recruiting witch with ties to Sark? Or that is caught up in all the coaching changes? This looks like a very good defensive staff, if it happens. Pure speculation on my part. Still think we need to add Moffitt to the staff. Need more toughness in the program (Patterson helps). Some Bluebloods are going to two S&C coaches anyway