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Texzilla58

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  1. Based on their lousy ratings it’s you and 14 others actually paying attention. IHeart will be moving to Laotian Pop or just political commercials 24/7.
  2. Would be funny if she calls from the airport. Hank come get me! I missed my flight! “Sorry honey I did suicide by cop son so I can’t drive” It was probably Kate getting her money back, catfishing him. “Hey you just killed your dad but can you clean his brains up? We got somewhere we need to go.”
  3. Shit. Pure shit. Garbage detective show. It’s a terrible horror show. Terrible native vs colonizer story. Derivative evil global corporation vs the town, locals, environment morality story. Garbage.
  4. Absolutely. Ditching her was the collapse of the show from true greatness. Those shows were basically Larry a good guy basically doing a good deed and being punished for it. They were far more clever than the past few seasons.
  5. We love this show and hate that it’s so brief. We enjoy all of them as they have such different approaches to life. Dani is so driven and unemotional in her personality vs some of the others. This is a special show in how it treats these folks with dignity and grace instead of exploiting them.
  6. 5 of 6. The show is now just a comedy of looking for plot holes, incongruent progressions, shoddy detective work, laughable screwups, silly distractions. By now Fox and Scully would have already arrived, the fbi arrived, the national enquirer posted the pics of the hockey rink, etc. Jodie’s agent must have taken the gig without a script. Its HBO! It’s True Detective! It’ll be great!
  7. The AI bots on Reddit will ban you for typing his name.
  8. Devin Hester made. Darren did not. Thats some bullshit.
  9. Devin Hester makes the HoF and Darren Woodson does not. I guess next will be a fair catch specialist and kickoff ball holder on windy day guy.
  10. I’m thinking maybe we get the arrival of the Alaskan Crowes, along with the ghost of Dewey Crowe.
  11. I like the everyone plays strategery. I went to a family thing and the black bean salsa had replaced the avocado with chopped mango and it was tits. She made a huge batch for snacking on later and didn’t want brown yucky avocado fucking shit up. She had guac anyway, which she made in small batches to again avoid the black shit.
  12. The keys to great sausage balls are in avoiding the dreaded Bisquick dry hard scone effect, while getting moistness without excessive greasiness. Jimmy Dean hot of course. The cheese should be freshly grated as the preshredded stuff has anticaking agents that can fuck up your balls. I like chopped onions or green onions and jalapeños in mine. I also add some cream cheese for a moister product.
  13. I like my CFS with cream gravy, ketchup, and cholula. A cousin taught me that when I was a kid. Dad always put the hot sauce on gravy. So I did both.
  14. Yep. Never thought jb Smoove was funny. Ever. But shit, right now Larry ain’t funny either.
  15. The show is missing the best symbolism from S1. Alexandra Daddario’s perfect tits. Instead we got Jodie Foster porking the old dude.
  16. I’m not a Leon fan. The dick dial is a joke I’ve heard since buttdialing started. I lived this show for years and its second incarnation after the hiatus just hasn’t measured up to the extraordinary greatness of the first seasons.
  17. The issue is that Rex is the one massaging your feet.. I don’t think that’s a good business model. I believe he has a tattoo of his wife wearing a mark sanchez jersey.
  18. I go back to early days of ESPN in 1980. Chris Berman has annoyed me for 43 fucking years.
  19. I don’t think she was in the hospital. I’m not sure of her timeline but I think she was in recovery or might have still been in treatment. Still shitty. That woman has stood by him thru all his nonsense going back to junior high.
  20. Jerry trying to get an interview with buddy Ryan thru Rex. He’s also interviewing wink Martindale. Another fossil. I don’t think anyone wants to come here with fat Mike on a one year deal. Next will probably be JubJub or that Hello Ben car wreck lawyer.
  21. Rex fucking Ryan interviewing for dc with Jerry. We already had his brother here fucking up.
  22. Looks great. You can be lazy and just make a meat loaf out of that.
  23. The stories of their nights out are just cringe. It’s like they just took their first trip to Winstar. In sure Corby will have a “a girl in the elevator asked if I wanted a blow job!” The whole crew should be taken out of town to one of the brothels for our entertainment as they fail to get laid.
  24. This is funnier than this ep. The whole superstar status of the bad star of his show. Using the water to Smoove mom as a cheap whine about voter suppression when she could have just done early voting. Whom he had just had a huge fight with about his glasses. It’s now just a caricature of the greatness the show used to be.
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