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Texzilla58

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  1. Venison back straps, two stuffed and wrapped in bacon then grilled. Two cut into steaks and grilled with a Diane sauce. Typical sides. Everyone too tired from managing three girls 8, 5, 4, hyperagitated from Santa, sugar, toys.
  2. Greg Olsen hates the Cowboys and is an unrepentant dicksucker of referees. Turd.
  3. Merry Christmas Aggie! May your corpsboy boots be filled with goat cum and portal outs and decommits.
  4. Natchez Trace is a federal national park highway thing. 52mph will get you a big ass ticket with a federal judge. No mercy. No exceptions. Leavenworth for repeat offenders.
  5. True juicing is so wasteful. And the result is basically water and sugar. Get a VitaMix which is a useful multitask tool and it makes far healthier juice as it processes the peel and pulp and you keep all the nutrients. We’ve had our VitaMix over 20 years. It’s like a fucking Evinrude on your counter.
  6. Wrong. I want the ball in the hands of dudes used to carrying the ball. I like luedtke but he needs to block. Fumbling is inexcusable. Bad call on mikes part. I would have gone with Rico.
  7. If she and the hubby show up at your AYCE Chinese buffet you gotta put a rat on the plate or lay a turd in your dim sum. Anything to keep them away. They’ll be your food costs in one sitting.
  8. Decent backups? If you’ve got a $50 mil qb and a couple other big $ players you’ve got some shitballs starting in a few positions. Cowboys are about to make some dumb decisions for 24.
  9. 71 making steel look all pro
  10. I thought Joe Philbin was a shit for brains OL coach but he got replaced with some real dumbassery. Two future hof’ers on this line, and 73 is grading out great. That points to shitty coaching, that probably can’t build his scheme for his talent. Let Zack Martin be the coach, we’ll be fine.
  11. Emily seems to have forgotten her ruminations about marrying her boyfriend.
  12. Lost me on the truffle oil. I’d rather have them sprayed with RealKill.
  13. Is your name Jackson Mahomes? Thinking you’re showing up at fancy places like that with 20 folks will get you turned away. Hooters will turn you away.
  14. Tyron Smith fucking out. Surprise! It’s his back. Fuck he’s fragile.
  15. Shaw is like 90. I think he’s banging the French lady badass. He’s got Godzilla cock. It makes that crazy roar!
  16. I’m liking Danish as we move into this. I think we’ll see he’s some kind of badass. That eyepatch comes with a story.
  17. I love chorizo but the grocery kind that contains lips and glands basically fries away into nothing. Don’t have an issue with cinnamon in certain Mexican dishes but not TexMex cheese enchiladas.
  18. Sorry about the medical issues. Once your parents get to a certain age you gotta enjoy them while you can. Live every day like it’s your last. Gumbo looks great!
  19. He only killed wife beater to cover up his exposure . Otherwise he didn’t really give a shit
  20. I would trade mizzou for fsu in the sec. Or Miama. Or okie light. Or about anyone.
  21. I think different axis are evolving. Wayne’s fried brain looks like he’ll be playing toy soldiers with his father. Lorraine is now seeing Dot as a stone cold fighter like her thanks to Indira, whom she she’s as perfect to run her security. Sheriff’s about to run into a badass lady buzzsaw.
  22. Disappointed that Me and the Chimp didn’t make it either. Fuckers.
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