Texzilla58

I can at least say unlike Ron Johnson, Audio Specialist, aged 26, I didn’t have to take my ladies to a cold little league dugout. I had a fucking apartment at least. That was an era though that being a stereo salesman was considered very cool. Probably because everyone knew we had good cocaine.

Next version will be Fritos jalapeño bean dip liquor. It can come in a can.

I am 65. I have hated plain milk since I was a toddler. I doubt I have drank a quart of plain milk across 60+ years. I cook with it. I like chocolate milk. But I ain’t drinking it.

His wife probably just yammers all night long about what Taylor said, or what she’s doing, or where Travis and Taylor are going.

There’s probably a carefully worded clause buried in the Corp contract that kid signed that basically signed over his sphincter to the Corps. I would imagine most current Corps members are legacies. Daddy and grandpa were in old army whoop! That kid should be asking pop, if so, what the fuck dad? Did you get assraped? Did you fuck a freshman? Coulda told me motherfucker!

There’s no doubt about that at all. They are excited to have Texas back. They hate the fake forced rivalry with mizzou. I was just saying there’s a lot of Texans at these schools that will bring that back.

You are writing historically. Their fandom is the entire state as it’s the only big program, same for LSU, OU, mizzou. But in the past decade or so as all of these schools have expanded academic facilities in they all now have huge percentages of Texas students recruited with cheap instate tuition grants, scholarship money, nice campuses and easier travel. A lot of our friends with college kids in DFW have them at Arkansas, OU, OSU, Ole Miss, Mizzou, etc. it will be interesting how it changes family get togethers in coming years. (Arkansas is 30% Texas students)

Some of these idols get burdensome and there are too many. It’s like Dr Pepper poker.

Add in Chicken shit bingo and a great bar burger and sounds like a perfect place.

Cutco is mlm overpriced garbage. My DiL bought a bunch of it and they are not good. I rep victorinox and said I can get you some great knives. She also invested in ZLine appliances which are expensive Chinese garbage. I’ve spent 40 years in the appliance biz. Whatever.

These folks are just going to dump it in a bowl with a bunch of chips, onions, jalapeños and then a ladle of rotel dip. You can make a perfectly adequate chili without stupid expense or effort. Either find some chuck roasts on sale and get 4 or 5 three pounders and have them ground coarse. Or really go easy and just buy 15lbs of 80/20 chub pack ground beef at Costco or Sam’s. It’s fine. No one will care. Especially if they are drinking. Put a tbsp of ap flour per pound in oil as you’re browning the meat. Get a big thing of McCormick chili powder and cumin at Costco or Sam’s. 4tbsp chili powder and 2 cumin per 3 pounds. A chopped onion per 3 pounds (puree in a blender with a bunch of garlic. A 28oz can crushed tomatoes per 3lbs, then beef broth and a beer say a 50/50 12oz beer plus 12oz broth per 3lbs. Dont scorch it and adjust seasonings as you cook. Add cayenne for heat as you see fit but you don’t want the left overs. Easiest also is just claim you misjudged and do 9-10 lbs meat and cut accordingly. If you made a tetlingua winning chili most of your neighbors would complain. Keep it simple stupid

Most of the teams I hate aren’t rivalries. They’re just assholes. My oldest hates: PennState/Joe Fucking Paterno. From 1969. His constant whining about the Shootout. Why did Roone Arledge pick Arkansas and Texas? Because he liked Daryl Royal and Frank Broyles who wanted to do something fucking big. He knew Paterno would be a fucking pain in the ass. Or maybe it was my naive 9 year old self subconsciously knowing he was a kid fucker enabler. Notre Dame. Just go fuck yourself. Fuck Rudy. Ara parseghian. The pope. The gipper. Aggie. No need to rehash. Whoop. Yer ass. Baylor. Grant Taeff was a dirty coach that taught his players to play dirty. He always sent out a hunter to take out the great kickers of the SWC. Erxleben. Steve Little. There was a long list of great kickers and fucking Grant Taeff tried to break all of their legs. General non specific hate. Ohio State Michigan USC Missouri Oregon Auburn

Texans should take a note from Jerry and build a top drawer practice facility like the Star. Partner with a school district to make part of it a high school arena. Partner with one of the top hospitals in Houston to build a hospital / clinic focused on something related like orthopedics or sports nutrition and health. Add in retail, condos, dining, etc.

https://nesn.com/2023/12/referee-pool-report-defends-controversial-call-in-chiefs-loss-vs-bills/amp/ Fuck Mahomes. Go yell at your stupid receivers. Just had a Mahomes head and shoulders ad pop up. Keep whining Pat. Maybe your commercials will go the fuck away.

The refs can be asked by receivers about their position but it’s usually not for offsides but to insure they are covering the end by being on the Los. He was next to the tackle looking at the ball. The ref statement was pretty clear. It was egregiously offside and flag tossed. Toney cost them another game. Shut the fuck ip Mahomes. It doesn’t help to complain about good calls when we have a season full of bad ones. The issue is complacency and arrogance. Shitty personnel moves. HC with his fuckup son sentenced to prison. Jackson. Mahomes arrested for perviness and hopefully exiled to Gaza soon. Taylor Swift. House building. Whataburger franchisee issues. Bitchy wife. Another commercial to shoot. Where does football fit in?

While Reid took the position that the ref is supposed to warn the player, Mahomes is standing on the hill that the brilliant play was negated by a “bad call”. Like the flag was thrown after the TD. The flag is in the air when the ball is snapped. Toney has a brain the size of a hazelnut. What a fucking idiot. He’s looking right at the ball. He also had a momentous drop.

Kelce gets to go be with Taylor Swift and do some Illuminati ritual banging with her. Mahomes has to go home to his wife bitching about everything Taylor has and that fucktard sex pervert brother. Fuck em both.

Need Seattle to do what needs to be done.

He’s also whining that WRs get a nudge from the ref to line up right. Thats for wideouts to make sure they are covering the end. Fucking Toney was on the tackle looking at the fucking ball. Dumbassery.

How does a o guard line up offsides? How does Kelce not see he’s lined up past the balm and say get back mitherfucker? That’s dumber than the Toney fuck up in the kc game. Certainly not the same disaster but still.

He has given up 60% of the qb pressures of the entire line. Most of the sacks. Serviceable is in the eye of the beholder

Steele has a big contract. If you cut him before 24 it’s a $19.3 mil dead cap hit. He is terrible.

How do they keep kedarius Toney on this team? He is dumber than a box of rocks. I dont think that’s his first offside penalty which is inexcusable for someone that’s been playing since they were probably 9. He has fielded punts inside the five numerous times, and has fumbled a couple of them. I’d cut him in the locker room.

Reid finally got his chicken nuggets

Wild cards rarely host a playoff game unless all three WCs win their initial games on the road. In that case top seed bye would play WC7 and WC5 would host WC6. It goes division winners then record. Usually WCs are on the road for the playoffs.