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  1. Texzilla58
    I’m thinking Aggie is the rug, now adorned with wet soggy shit.
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    Sure a lot of trouble to serve to a bunch of neighbors. Did any complain and say they prefer Wendy’s or ask for beans?
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    No shit. In high school it was a sort of rite of passage when someone turned 18. Back then all the joints in Memphis were pretty seedy operations. My band got a gig in one because a buddy got a gig touring with John mayall in Europe. I was a junior in college. He had twelve weeks left on a contract playing Sunday nights at Shirleys so we took it. Easy money because it was like 6-10pm. Sparse crowds. But I lost all fascination with them. The girls were mostly biker chicks, or drug addicts, or 20 year olds with three kids.
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    Olsen has a two foot buffalo cock down his throat.
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    Thurman Thomas? I recall Thurman sucking terrible in all four Super Bowls, particularly the two with us. So bad in 93 that after his second fumble he took himself out of the game with “cramps”. Our d is tackling like they are playing against a make a wish kid.
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    Greg Olsen has a total Buffalo cock down his throat. That scrum on the first drive shows why the tush push and downfield assisting the runner needs to be banned. A bigtime player is going to hurt. On that play there were three holds where offensive players were trying to pull defenders out of the scrum. Refs did nothing. This is a horrible ref crew.
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    The Spanos family is a bunch of Greek gangsters. Any owner who is so despised the voters ran your ass out of town deserves to have the franchise pulled. The Spanos family never did a fucking thing for San Diego. Ever. They wanted a new stadium without investing a dime. They took league money and pocketed it. The LA move was stupid and they don’t draw shit. Chargers need a new owner that will move the team back to San Diego and build a new stadium with 80% their own funding. Then hire a GM before hiring a coach. They will fuck it up.
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    More like Alex Smith’s but with amputation
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    Until the chargers have new ownership nothing will change. A smart GM would trade Herbert for picks and cut their stupid upside down cap for next year.
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    Stevie Ray Vaughan: 34 Jimi Hendrix: 20 Penis: 22-39 1 TD. 3 int. 4 sacks
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    That ball started rolling as soon as the ink was dry on the new owners contract. He’s a terrible coach. Owners reportedly want another name than Commanders.
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    In high school there was a titty bar we’d go occassionally to (18 drinking age allowed one to pass easily at 16). One of the better looking dancers could pick up a quarter off the table with her labia as a trick. We heard a scream from an adjacent table. Some idiot had heated up a quarter with his lighter and put it on the table and called for her to pick it up. A couple of bouncers drug his ass out the back and the others were drug out the front. They beat the shit out of the dude in the alley. Put him in the hospital.
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    Monarch with shithead kids: 2 Monarch without shithead kids: 8 Have these characters done anything to advance the story.? The writing for them is awful their acting is awful.
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    That one is great
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    The great bbq shakeout is looming.
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    I think CT is banging Al, Kirk, and everyone on the crew including the sideline reporter. Staley got barbecued at the presser. “If this total failure is your responsibility shouldn’t you be fired?” “No, every great coach has games like this!” He should have been fired at halftime. He and Kellen Moore.
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    There is still time for Aggie to fire four coaches this year. Since Elko can’t get any decent recruits some are wanting his head. Come on that would give them two that got fired without coaching a game.
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    Chargers looking to get their coach fired. Laying down. Too bad the owners won’t force the Spanos family to sell. That offense tonight directed by Kellen Moore. I’m so glad McCarthy ran that dick weasel out of Texas.
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    I figured he was the spawn of one of those corps hazing rituals we read about.,,
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    You know what’s better than a seeet potato that tastes like a sweet potato? A sweet potato that tastes like nothing. I hate sweet potatoes
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    Looks like Wayne got his brains fried like that egg in a skillet
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    He hasn’t even gotten any. He’s dreaming now that if she wins, he’ll be banging it. Million dollar dream of make believe pussy.
  24. Texzilla58
    Maybe next week we’ll see Tyreek get served with papers on his paternity suits at he dolphins Christmas party
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    While I think Tyreek is a lowlife who beats his wimmen and likely his children, at some point do you not google the dude? It’s all right there going back to his DV arrest at Okie lite. He can barely speak a coherent sentence. He’ll be broke before you know it even though he claims he has saved all his money.

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