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  1. Texzilla58
    I like a wide variety of cornbread. My wife is more dogmatic liking it unsweetened. (If you use a mix the Martha White Cotton Country has practically none) I like unsweet for dressing, with greens and beans, etc. with chili I like it sweet with jalapeños. My mom made a corn light bread that was awesome and I can’t find the recipe. I like corn sticks and muffins. I also make these cornbread jalapeño cheddar pancakes I like with pork barbecue or fried chicken.
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    The real story is not that Bobby wrecked but that her fiance and buds ran him off the road and beat the shit out of him.
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    I’ve been to funerals where those idiots might just “whoop!” At some comment of the minister or end of a hymn. The dead were not Aggies. The weirdest ones it seems are those that are Aggie “ former students”. I have a cousin who went there for one semester, hoping to be a vet, and missed his high school gf so much he quit after Christmas and went back home and got married at 18. Not in the corps. He’s now 67 and acts like he is the model Aggie. Fucktard.
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    I’m an only child. Unless papa was a rolling stone…
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    My dad had congestive heart failure and severe emphysema, mostly from 5 packs a day of camels for 50 years. I got a call from mom that he’d gone on hospice. I didn’t quite get it. She said it means he’s terminal. He asked the nurse “what can I do and not do?”. “Sir you are dying. You do whatever the hell you feel like! What’s the worst that can happen.” Changed his outlook and activity level. He lasted two years. Had setbacks but his experience was very good. Mom lasted 8 weeks and it was worse as she was much older, and was ready to go. Hospice workers are an unsung group of heroes hidden in the healthcare industry. All of the ones I’ve met are special. Big hearts.
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    They have two high R1 picks. I believe they will use one on a long snapper, the other on a drop kick specialist or a jockey sized fullback.
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    So they are paying Elko $7m a year thru 2030. Some huge incentives for serious post season games. A tired buyout structure. So what did they offer Stoops who makes $9m thru 2030? Was he on the jet when they lowballed him? Or did they pull a more expensive deal when Elko said he’d coach for So much less? Turn this fucker around.
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    The recent history of fatfuck college coaches is not great. Sam Pittman. Bret Bielema. That fat fuck that was at Kansas. They tend to have teams as undisciplined as their diets, and give their linemen days off when it’s hot, and let them skip leg days in the weight room.
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    The Golden Bachelor has revitalized the franchise. Ratings are up 3x over previous recent seasons. Golden Bachelorette coming next. He’s 72. Had 22 GILFs in his harem.
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    More like rodeo clowns
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    It appears the BIL has not only nailed the greens but also the pot likker. And the proper accoutrement: pepper vinegar. A house truly blessed; you have much to be thankful for. I hope you have correctly unsweetened cornbread and green onions as well. When I was in college lots of joints had poorass student meals. It was Memphis where almost everyone was poorass. For 50 cents at a nearby fancy steakhouse I could get a huge bowl of greens loaded with pork, a cornbread basket, butter, green onions and sweet tea. Ate there at least once a week.
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    A near final leftovers sandwich. Toasted sourdough, prime rib trimmings, homemade horseradish sauce, skillet steak sauce, ripe tomatoes. One of the best sandwiches I ever made. Washed down with plenty of ice cold Tahitian Treat
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    Agreed. He changes coaches on his teams like oțhers change shirts. I had Harbaugh to bears but now he’ll have a bidding war. Tepper has deep pockets. But he’s a douchebag. Harbaugh might balk at working for a dickhead and bears have a shitpile of picks in a qb rich draft.
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    Tepper fires Frank Reich in Carolina. Panthers have most expensive staff in football. Nutjob.
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    More likely that Saudi sports money guy and the Buc-ee’s dude. Whoop!
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    It’s kinda perfect. Zero expectations of actually winning. Maybe gets to hang with Carrie Underwood.
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    It’s kinda perfect. Zero expectations of actually winning. Maybe gets to hang with Carrie Underwood.
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    It’s kinda perfect. Zero expectations of actually winning. Maybe gets to hang with Carrie Underwood.
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    Evidently the big money told the AD when he gave Pittman that stupid extension if he screwed up they weren’t paying another buyout. Supposedly they are announcing a big NIL deal to get away from the charity setup. So they’re content to keep this idiot.
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    That ref was looking the other way like a pro wrestling ref.
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    Kickers. Fucking shitty kickers are abundant.
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    And gets hit with a bullshit grounding call to boot. This ref crew should be replaced at halftime. That was a chainsaw enema to Buffalo.
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    Max Johnson declaring for the portal. Ain’t sticking around. Graduate
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    Surprised Bill isn’t playing both QBs at once. Shit play three.
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    What’s with that Boston Brahmin weird accent she uses in different roles.

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