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Texzilla58

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  1. Were those lady meat judgers actually farmboys?
  2. I think we’re so far down the list it’s now a staring contest between Siriani and Fat Mike
  3. Is she supposed to call him Coach Prime or call his pecker Coach Prime?
  4. Would love to see Pulido’s revived. The one in Arlington was a favorite as it was a simple old school Tex Mex cafe.
  5. Some of these craft guys should look around. In Ft Worth Railhead still packs them in selling brisket at $17.75 a pound and ham, turkey and sausage at $13.50 a pound with great french fries and ice cold frosted mugs of beer. I’m buying choice pork shoulders for .97 a pound. Rib roasts for $5.97. I’m not paying a car note to feed the family barbecue.
  6. I’d like to know which flavor leftover TB this is. Or maybe it doesn’t matter.
  7. We can only hope. Usually ubercringey aggravating spouses like this meet a bad end in Fargo. His will likely involve a four iron. I think his wife the sheriff will end up with some role of protecting or blackmailing Lorraine so that somehow she gets all her debts erased and can move on from dilbert badswing.
  8. That one is bad. Is it worse than Johnny Depp playing wild thing out in the desert with a wolf? Where’s the electricity for that bank of amps? For a bottle of fancy aqua Velva. Do men still get cologne as a gift? I also don’t like the one for some whiskey I believe with a cowboy rounding up horses. What are you doing here? Rounding up mustangs for the BLM to sell to French canneries?
  9. I hope Georgia hangs 100 on them. But if we use the system from 1958 we’d be national champs! Fuck the fuck off fsu. Next they will claim the racist card since the committee didn’t recognize the red man.
  10. Why run it off a balun outside. Plug it into a $29 portable DVD player.
  11. Bialik was hired because her D list celebrity was based on her brainy education. She was terrible because she just needed a job and took it. She has zero affinity for the gig or the interpersonal skills or banter needed to manage the game or build rapport in my living room. She was a bad hire. Ken Jennings to me is much better suited for the role because he loves the game and did so great at it. He’s no trebek but no one is; trebek was fighting the “he’s no Art Fleming!” For a few years too. I don’t see a host out there that could do it better fight now but I think he’s the perfect backup qb and that’s not a slam on him.
  12. I miss Wide World of Sports. Jim McKay was great. Each Saturday you might get an Ali fight, or a demo derby and gymnastics, or barrel jumping and lumberjack competitions. I miss Wide World of Sports. Jim McKay was great. Each Saturday you might get an Ali fight, or a demo derby and gymnastics, or barrel jumping and lumberjack competitions.
  13. That’s just shittiness. If the kid got into Stanford or Harvard he’d probably tell him Aggie is a better school. It’s a damn cult. Fucking Jim Jones has nothing on these pukes.
  14. A special ring of hell for parents or stepparents like that.
  15. Grace remains a top drawer restaurant. If you want a fun trip back Jesus BBQ has really good home style TexMex, and great fried chicken. Get it before the family sells the place for gentrification.
  16. Both win out, Philly has the tiebreaker thanks to our Arizona loss. So we need Tommy DeVito to shock the world and beat the Eagles. Maybe Hurts will continue to have the Delhi Belly.
  17. Most of us were hoping his migraine was a massive cerebral hemorrhage.
  18. I hate the Aggies. If my kid got a ride to be an Aggie athlete I’d be there. I’d wear her jersey or similar. My kid comes first. I hate the eagles. Kid gets drafted by Philly I’m there in an eagles jersey.
  19. If both Dallas and eagles win out eagles win division. Go Giants!
  20. You gotta make sure she don’t have the jardiance crotch rot or poon gangrene.
  21. The last holiday my in-laws spent with us was about 1989. My boss fried turkeys for everyone and you had a pickup time. My brother in law went with me to pick up the turkey about 10 am. Told wife we’d be back by noon or so. We got there and boss was behind schedule, lots of folks partying, and as he was a native New Orleanian the booze was flowing. We fell into the door at about 5, drunk, wife was pissed, ma and pa inlaws pissed. The turkey was great. They went home the next day and wife was fine; she didn’t like her parents.
  22. Just put in a restaurant size three section sink with a disposal on each. Stainless steel. You can put a whole deer in it or a 100 pound gar.
  23. It can still get moldy in those lines in the fridge. I’m sure there are videos to show how to clean it out.
  24. What is in a vegetarian “chili” that’s not in a vegan “chili”? Turkey chili is usually fill of beaks and goozlers. Not a fan. Did you win?
  25. I enjoyed Fisk. Haven’t watched s2 yet
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