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  1. Texzilla58
    Then you’re in great shape because you can buy USDA prime at the HyVee cheap, and the pork tastes like no other.
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    Jerry is telling himself we won 5 since they came about in 61. 3 on my watch. Glad they finally did something. If Jerry steps aside the GM will be Stephen. He’s got the most valuable franchise on earth. Draws more eyeballs on TV than an other team. He’s planning on a ring. He’s got the greatest qb he ever saw right now. I don’t get the call for a GM. Most teams have shitty football GMs. I’d put Will McClay against anyone and he’s running personnel and scouting. Stephen grew up in the business and knows it; you might not like some of his decisions but they don’t come from a lack of experience.
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    He was always painting his efforts as part of the Effective Altruism philosophy which at root is just pure greed is fine as long as you say you’re doing good. Just more cult speak. I hope his ass is prolapsed from prison rape by Thanksgiving.
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    My wife is like the dog whisperer. Dogs love her. She relates to them better than people. Better yet, she hates cats with extreme hate. And doesnt really trust cat people.
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    Hope this fuckwad gets a hundred years and the investors get their money back. Hope he ends up in prison with some gang lords who invested in his crypto schemes and got fucked.
  6. Texzilla58
    Take Rapatha once a month and eat four fuckin steaks.
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    I figured he boiled the brisket before steaming it before putting in the oven with a mayo liquid smoke coating.
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    I expect the Eagles to win, but they’ve had some struggles this season. And hurts don’t play good against us and Dak inexplicably usually does play good against them.
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    Kaleb going 12-0 for naught and then J getting a unanimous vote was pretty wild.
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    Commanders is awesome though it’s been years. The bread pudding is the signature dessert. Dont eat while it’s on fire.
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    . Offal is awful.
  12. Texzilla58
    Not in this house or any I know. Are you from Ohio? Smoke flavor comes from smoke. Not fucking creosote flavored hairspray.
  13. Texzilla58
    You mean like a 9 year old. Fried okra as the third side. Cream gravy on the taters though
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    No other place to put it. For some reason we had more trick or treaters in the 14-17 range than little kids. My wife would watch them come up on the ring. “She’d say you’re too old to be out here! Does your mama know you’re out here?” “Uhh she thinks it’s cool.” One asked for extras for his girlfriend as she was too cold to get out of the car. If you’re old enough to drive or have a girlfriend stay the fuck home. As candy was getting low I started putting Taco Bell hot sauce packs in their pillow cases. Fuck em.
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    That’s awful wrong but you do you. Liquid smoke is nasty shot. It’s like truffle oil.
  16. Texzilla58
    Omaha ain’t bad. Fantastic beef and pork grown up there. 801 is maybe best steakhouse on earth.
  17. Texzilla58
    I didn’t say I would endorse it. Just said I don’t care what melts one’s butter. Will Levis the qb eats unpeeled bananas and drinks coffee with a dollop of mayo.
  18. Texzilla58
    You want your $100 prime tomahawk well done with ketchup and Hershey syrup and tater chip crumbs? I could give a shit. Don’t care if you eat bbq with sauce, no sauce, cheese whiz, or astroglide. Dont care if you eat your eggs over easy or hard as rocks. Just keep your assholey opinions to your fucking self about what I’m eating. I know folks that don’t peel their shrimp, eat unpeeled bananas, and chug A1 like a Coke. Don’t bother me none.
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    I still call Washington the Redskins. My Comanche and Kiowa genes say it’s ok because Commanders is such a weaselly name. J’Marcus had a noodle brain, enhanced with that lean.
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    IHeart is deep into this continuing failure of The Freak and it will be interesting wresting to see how much longer they keep it around. If you are going to suck might as well just move it to a robot run polka station. Or radio preachers. Cut costs and figure something out. How does Ben and Skin continue to have jobs? The need to be running a cruise ship radio station or the programming at a nursing home. Donnie and Mac aren’t doing it at all. When does Dan call Norm back from retirement?
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    I have fucking candy duty. Wife said she had a hard day and went to take a bath.
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    Had a roommate in college who was a horrific filth monster. His room was two feet deep in trash. He was loaded for money and had a smokin hot girlfriend who said she overlooked the garbage as he was a well hung dude. And she would bring me her loose ladyfriends so I overlooked the garbage as well.
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    So which of these trades would you have traded draft capital for (assuming no nfc east team would trade with Dallas)? A 3 for 28yr old Rasul Douglas? Not me. A 3 for Chase Young? Not a bad price but Skins aren’t trading him to us. And that’s going to be a pricey group soon. Ezra Cleveland G to jags for a 6. Would have really looked at that one. Montez Sweat to bears for a 2. Again Skins wouldnt trade him to us. Wash is cleaning house for picks to go get a QB. Kentavius Street. Eagles aren’t trading to us. Leonard Williams. Giants ain’t talking to us. Hard man to Chiefs. Cost them the bronco game with extreme stupidity. None of the rest. Randy Gregory? Ha! This team needs O line help and there wasn’t shit. It takes two to trade.
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    Sturm probably watched on his phone in the car driving to beat the rush. Corby leaving early says everything about that douchenozzle. What a weenie. To go to fucking Kansas.
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    I mentioned long ago but the awfulness of that spot should continue to have hate spewed upon it. Uhhh besides an eagle would never nest right next to the road, but lady you just fucked with nature by crawling into the nest and grabbing your stupid phone. I was hoping she and her dumbass man would be attacked by a whole flock of eagles al a Hitchcock and shown ripped to shreds and fed alive to their young.

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