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  1. Texzilla58
    Some things just say Texas goddamn it. This here is o e of them.
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    Hey open a can of fucking kidney beans while you’re at it.
  3. Texzilla58
    From a pure business standpoint most pit would drop brisket like a hot rock and sell sausage, chicken, and pork.
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    This recent infatuation with Mac n cheese with barbecue is just wrong. Especially with fries. Yuck. Rich meat plus heavy rich sides. Wasn’t that long ago the sides at a bbq stand was a rack of chips. Most refused fryers until recently. Vinegar slaw, beans, tater salad is all anyone needs.
  5. Texzilla58
    What happens to the really good nekkid pic, with the belly chain?
  6. Texzilla58
    It was all woke. Grissom was trans. LBJ and Von Braun black. Scott carpenter was a woman named Mildred. We didn’t go to the moon to beat the Russians but to promote gender positivity, a vegan lifestyle, and a carbon neutral ecology. The Saturn V was electric. On the moon we left no footprints or refuse, and zero plastics were used in the space program. I didn’t much like it.
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    I love when they slip on the wet floor of beer piss and sweat while trying to swing at someone. I think they were in a fight over those pink flags. They’re all in their cars sopping wet, half drunk, some blood, and going “goddam I got a good one in on that Cowboy motherfucker!” Forgetting the dudes wife poked him with a flagstick. Does sofi have 30k cheap sro tix for these games like att?
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    This is what you’ve been missing at el Fenix. It gets rowdy with the mariachi band when the ladies start fighting real good.
  9. Texzilla58
    You forgot drafting a jockey sized RB. Surprised they didn’t draft a windy day kickoff ball holder or a drop kick specialist.
  10. Texzilla58
    Actually you’d need gravy, queso, red and green salsa, bean dip, lemons, guac, garlic butter, hot sauce, and sweet chili sauce.
  11. Texzilla58
    Rangers……..42 Stros………….20
  12. Texzilla58
    I have an old colleague in Japan who has a right hand drive version of this car. It’s almost pristine with less than 40k on it.
  13. Texzilla58
    That pic from Playboy she did more with a belly chain than any woman before or since
  14. Texzilla58
    I will await reviews on this thread. I read the book several years back and it was a horrifying read. I am not sure I want to see it.
  15. Texzilla58
    We were competing with Archie and Jughead!
  16. Texzilla58
    That was the worst qb sneak by Dak in the history of the league. Even on that TD he ran like he really didn’t want to be doing it. Pathetic game calling by mike. Should be up two TDs.
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    Moore is not a good OC. His offense is better suited for the WAC. He gets enamoured of his neato plays on the whiteboard. His qb declined on his watch and that’s his responsibility. His playcalling is baffling but predictable. He has terrible feel for personnel or packages; how often were there critical plays with his playmakers inexplicably on the sidelines? He often forgot about players on the sideline that needed playing time. A common issue with OCs that never did anything but hold a clipboard.
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    They always lost in those. Bring ‘em back.
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    I hate these color rush white unis. Those numbers look like they were sprayed on with stencils in shop class.
  20. Texzilla58
    Which ones? Og orange crush or the late Elway blues?
  21. Texzilla58
    As a 64 year old that still drinks lots of “cokes”. Of all types. I try to drink real sugar varieties these days. I mostly drink real sugar ones these days as I hate HFCS and it’s impact on my diabetes numbers vs the real thing. Mostly drink real sugar Pepsi, real sugar Dr Pepper, ibc root beer, Mexican Fanta orange and coke if I see a deal. I always buy a shitload of Canada Dry Tahitian Treat if I can find it. That’s a drink from childhood that is perfection to me in a alternative flavor.
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    The Tamp Bay brass needs to burn those fucking “creamsickle” unis with the flamboyant pirate on the helmet. They always look like the original Bucs in those things. 1-4 whenever they wear that shit.
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    A terrible pass with a hold on that last play. I really question the dependence of so many coaches to throw the fucking ball instead of spreading the defense and running the fucking ball. It’s a power game.
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    Jeez this is a Time Machine taking me back to a philosophy 101 class I had to take. The prof was an old Mississippi fruitcake who spoke like Truman Capote. I dropped it after 2 classes after the advice to attend totally stones just ruined a good buzz. Ohh I did remember that fucking Noam Chomsky can eat a bag of dicks.
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    I got that book. I’ll look it up. I don’t like a Serrano in anything though. It’s just heat no flavor to me. To me it’s the black olive of chiles. I tend to go back further with my chili history to the Ft Worth purveyors like Pendery’s who sold chile powder to cattle drive cooks. We both know it goes back even further back.

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