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    Trailer sucked. Grown up Freddy. Frasier is now his old man. I expect shittiness. Niles nor anyone else is here. Hope I’m wrong. Frasier is one of my favorite sitcoms.
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    Jerry reiterated his unwavering belief in Dak yesterday with a blithering spewing of idiocy about that he is the guy that willl take this team to the Super Bowl. Right there is enough evidence for the kids to have him committed to an asylum and then take control of the team. Charlotte will likely have to murder her brothers as she’ll be CEO but Stephen will have football ops. Maybe that will end the dreaded curse on this team. Jerry will hang with Dak even if Dakota throw 500 INTs.
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    Texzilla58 replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    The high drama was the chef made a shitty picnic lunch for a land excursion. A stew complained. Chef ignored. That was all.
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    Just terrible luck. I’ve been around this one and it can get ugly. You have to be strong for your wife. Prayers for your family.
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    When I was 16 I was working in a McDonalds in Memphis. Back then they were real functioning restaurants where everything was prepped like shredding lettuce, cutting potatoes, and filling Mac sauce tubes. A woman was in the back shredding lettuce at the three part sink. I was cutting potatoes. Hear a godawful scream. She had pushed her hand into the shredder and was a couple of distal phalanges were shredded up. The lettuce bin had a good bit of blood and finger and bone shreds in it. The manager tells me as they wrap her hand and drive her to the hospital (made her punch out) “Take care of that lettuce”. I assumed he meant throw it away so I head out to the dumpster. “What the fuck are you doing? Wash that shit and prep it for service!” I haven’t eaten a Big Mac in the 49 years since.
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    This wrinkle saves $34m and it’s the only way to go if you’re moving on. I think it requires a corresponding big move in the draft like trading Parsons to move up big. Jerry still believes Dak is a HoF QB, the greatest leader he’s ever seen, and a remarkable talent. I don’t know if he changes his mind if he has 12 more games like that to finish the season. I really expect Dak to extract $1b from this team before he retires. I don’t see Jerry moving from Dak if he lives to be 155.
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    Texzilla58 replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV

    I’d like to see Kyle assigned to be a charter stew on a bus in Gaza.
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    You’re assuming Dak is gone. He will not be. Stupid as it would be I will bet Jerry extends him at $50m+ a year and Trey Lance is released after sucking in camp yet again. He is a turd.
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    The cap issue on Dak is a real problem. The cap in 2024 will be around $256m for each team. Dak has a huge number. If he plays his cap cost is $59m, and if you cut him it’s $62m in dead cap, so you really have only $194m to spend on your roster. It’s disastrous to have almost 25% of your cap wrapped up in an undeperforming player or off the team. Will Jerry walk away from Dak or get him a new coach and extend him? His contract cap hit is backloaded as the team anticipated Dak playing at an elite level and the spreading that out with a new extended contract. You can’t get rid of him very easily. All your choices suck. Pick your poison. He has zero trade value at his current numbers. At least it’s not as bad as Denver’s situation with Wilson. If cut for 24 he counts $85m against the cap in dead money.
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    When you’re 6 you don’t watch the soap opry and just the stock footage of gunners shooting their 50 Cal’s at BF-109s.
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    You didn’t read my post. Jerry and family are out of the picture. The reality is this team will be Dak and Micah and a bunch of no names.
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    While I agree they need a new coach, you have to address the contracts. No one in my view can fix Dak. Are you dumping him and his massive cap hit or extending him? There are really no other options. It has to be addressed first. I would certainly fire McCarthy and Quinn. I’d want a coach in the DeMeco Ryan mold with an excellent OC and a proven QB coach for Williams.
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    So what do you do to fix the Cowboys? Say Jerry and Gene have been abducted by aliens and Stephen has given you carte blanch as the GM to run the team while he and sibs look for mom and dad. No strings to keep Sterling or Roosevelt around. I am taking a scorched earth policy to solve all big issues in 24. 1. Dak. He hasn’t been the same since his brother died or his injuries. He now plays very tentative and is just sucking worse each season. He counts $59m in 24 playing or $62m in dead cap. This was built because they thought they bury it in the third contract. I say cut him and eat the salary. 2. Parsons. He’s the closest we have to Hershel Walker. Trade him to someone like Carolina for their 1 overall with obvious other bits. They have a qb, need a defensive monster. He’s not worth a $36-40m contract. 3. Draft Caleb williams using his cheap rookie deal to cover the Dak contract. 4. Fix the o line. 5. Let Pollard leave.
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    My grandmother had a 58, black with red interior. I don’t like them all glitzed up with fender skirts or a Conti kit or Jc Whitney spotlights and shit. I’d really love a 67 hardtop Impala SS.
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    I had some jalapeño cheddar sausage yesterday. I still hate fucking cheese in my sausage.
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    Lance is a bust. Won’t be worth the bottle of Johnny Walker blue Jerry drank before making the trade.
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    He’s not extended. He’s on a franchise deal. Likely gone after this season. At this point the whole roster is a waste of money.
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    And your plan to pay him is what?
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    They should have done a restart and sent this loser tribe away and bring in a crew of qualified candidates that got screwed by this casting crew that fucked up so bad. They should have done a restart and sent this loser tribe away and bring in a crew of qualified candidates that got screwed by this casting crew that fucked up so bad.
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    I started this and I’ve never seen a game with so many rules. Over half the first episode was telling them rules. I finally just went to bed as my wife would miss some rule and rewind it and say “what?” “Huh?” “Fuck me how do you keep up with all these rules?”
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    My son watched From Russia with Love last night late with us and he thought most of it was a bit hokey. And some of it was in 1963 terms. He’s 42 and more a pierce Brosnan / Daniel Craig fan. Worst of the bunch: Live and Let Die Octopus’s Moonraker
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    As a kid I didn’t understand the point. If I had a bunch of hot chicc cb is chasing me I wouldn’t be putting on jethro bodine double ought spy karate moves. I had some in a lime flavor. It smelled like a gimlet. Once I knew what a gimlet was.
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    Randy Gregory’s stats in Dallas were really mediocre and if he hadn’t had all the dope shit going he would have been cut. Jerry always looks at it in terms of a Hollywood feel good story. Glad he’s anywhere but in Dallas.
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    I think if you gotta have a two in the progression you save it for last. Kick the one and down 11 needing one TD is better than needing two down 12, when you haven’t moved the ball worth a shit this season.
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    It’s in there. That’s a dribble behind it and there some underneath it. It’s not a knife and fork chili burger.

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