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Texzilla58

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  1. So why does kc keep Hardin. He is as stupid as returner as I’ve ever seen. Again caught a punt inside the 5 with 3 minutes to play. Last week did it twice fumbling one. And folks were lamenting the Cowboys didn’t sign him in FA. You can’t fix stupid.
  2. Gravy looks great, though I like more onions. Is that chicken? Should be a t bone, medium rare for us aristocrats.
  3. And yet he’s got a super hot wife who chose to spawn with him.
  4. When did ucla move to this new blue? The old lighter blue was far superior.
  5. You think it’s tough now. I’ve soon be married 41 years. Wife is in poor health. We don’t do much. Fancy dinners bore us as we have eaten in lots of fancy places and find spending stupid amounts of money on dining disapointing, travel is hard for her, her jewelry stays in a box, we’re trying to downsize and thin out, and money is tight. Gift giving is a challenge. I’m watching here for good ideas.
  6. Then you’re in great shape because you can buy USDA prime at the HyVee cheap, and the pork tastes like no other.
  7. Jerry is telling himself we won 5 since they came about in 61. 3 on my watch. Glad they finally did something. If Jerry steps aside the GM will be Stephen. He’s got the most valuable franchise on earth. Draws more eyeballs on TV than an other team. He’s planning on a ring. He’s got the greatest qb he ever saw right now. I don’t get the call for a GM. Most teams have shitty football GMs. I’d put Will McClay against anyone and he’s running personnel and scouting. Stephen grew up in the business and knows it; you might not like some of his decisions but they don’t come from a lack of experience.
  8. He was always painting his efforts as part of the Effective Altruism philosophy which at root is just pure greed is fine as long as you say you’re doing good. Just more cult speak. I hope his ass is prolapsed from prison rape by Thanksgiving.
  9. My wife is like the dog whisperer. Dogs love her. She relates to them better than people. Better yet, she hates cats with extreme hate. And doesnt really trust cat people.
  10. Hope this fuckwad gets a hundred years and the investors get their money back. Hope he ends up in prison with some gang lords who invested in his crypto schemes and got fucked.
  11. Take Rapatha once a month and eat four fuckin steaks.
  12. I figured he boiled the brisket before steaming it before putting in the oven with a mayo liquid smoke coating.
  13. I expect the Eagles to win, but they’ve had some struggles this season. And hurts don’t play good against us and Dak inexplicably usually does play good against them.
  14. Kaleb going 12-0 for naught and then J getting a unanimous vote was pretty wild.
  15. Commanders is awesome though it’s been years. The bread pudding is the signature dessert. Dont eat while it’s on fire.
  16. . Offal is awful.
  17. Not in this house or any I know. Are you from Ohio? Smoke flavor comes from smoke. Not fucking creosote flavored hairspray.
  18. You mean like a 9 year old. Fried okra as the third side. Cream gravy on the taters though
  19. No other place to put it. For some reason we had more trick or treaters in the 14-17 range than little kids. My wife would watch them come up on the ring. “She’d say you’re too old to be out here! Does your mama know you’re out here?” “Uhh she thinks it’s cool.” One asked for extras for his girlfriend as she was too cold to get out of the car. If you’re old enough to drive or have a girlfriend stay the fuck home. As candy was getting low I started putting Taco Bell hot sauce packs in their pillow cases. Fuck em.
  20. That’s awful wrong but you do you. Liquid smoke is nasty shot. It’s like truffle oil.
  21. Omaha ain’t bad. Fantastic beef and pork grown up there. 801 is maybe best steakhouse on earth.
  22. I didn’t say I would endorse it. Just said I don’t care what melts one’s butter. Will Levis the qb eats unpeeled bananas and drinks coffee with a dollop of mayo.
  23. You want your $100 prime tomahawk well done with ketchup and Hershey syrup and tater chip crumbs? I could give a shit. Don’t care if you eat bbq with sauce, no sauce, cheese whiz, or astroglide. Dont care if you eat your eggs over easy or hard as rocks. Just keep your assholey opinions to your fucking self about what I’m eating. I know folks that don’t peel their shrimp, eat unpeeled bananas, and chug A1 like a Coke. Don’t bother me none.
  24. I still call Washington the Redskins. My Comanche and Kiowa genes say it’s ok because Commanders is such a weaselly name. J’Marcus had a noodle brain, enhanced with that lean.
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