Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Texzilla58
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
Norm could at least paint nice mallards. And dote on his wife. That lady cop should take her nightstick and beat her lowlife husband in hopes of giving him a decent golf swing. That was worse than Elaine Benes’ dry heave dancing.
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Fort Worth is exploding
And doing it in fucking France. Could have done it in Galveston for less.
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Fuck You Petrino
Petrino has apologized sincerely to the fans and the state. He paid a huge price and did not sue the school for his buyout. He admitted he got supremely arrogant and stupid. His wife stayed with him and he’s had some other challenges. Freeze and a number of others have done worse and not been punished as much as he was. It’s been 13 years. A lot of murderers don’t serve that long. Anyway, I think it was a perfect hire for Pittman who can hand everything over to Petrino running the offense. It gets a real coordinator in there that might can save Pittman’s job if he can generate some offense. The up and comers like Marion would be perfect but would balk at going to a coach on the hot seat.
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Von Miller is a piece of shit
She’s been with him for years. Do you always assume the woman is lying for a payday? He could easily assault her resulting in minor injuries; we have no clue what they really were. Or do you only accept broken jaws and cracked skulls as evidence that something might have happened. In general abused women take a few beatings before having the guts to come forward. Most will take the onus on themselves before having their SO arrested. Mainly because of the societal pressure that puts the blame on the female.
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Von Miller is a piece of shit
Uhh how can beating your pregnant baby mama be assault?
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’m sure we’ll see the Von Miller Aggie apologists popping up. “She’s a webcam model! She deserved it!” He is an absolute lowlife that enjoyed the full protection of broncos security which is basically a fixer squad. He got out of a few scrapes there. Lowlife Aggie.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Why are they in Ft Worth? Thats a Dallas thing.
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Hey Steel Shank!
That’s ectoplasm
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Full or Divided Kitchen Sink?
I like the big farm sink if I only have one, stainless not porcelain. Wife though is old school and likes divided but she grew up without a dishwasher. Our last house had a goofy 80/20 split that was just a useless waste. And the disposal was in the little side. Had to get a disposal installed on the big side. We were going to do a big kitchen rebuild taking in the dining room with a massive farm sink plus a half size. Wife balked at a restaurant style three sink set up. Daughter in law has one of these modern sinks. Stainless big single sink with all kinds of accessories. A divider, a bottom rack, different trays, shelves strainers, etc. it’s very cool. I’m also a fan of two dishwashers, actually I’d want a regular size plus two drawers.
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Below Deck
No doubt the show pays for provisions. Otherwise boat owners would half their booze budget consumed by the crew at the hot tub.
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Survivor 45
I didn’t like Emily at first cause she wouldn’t shut up and she has done a masterful job surviving from a precarious position. Now she’s got a shot. Bruce joins the idol in his pocket club. Dumb. So dumb.
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Below Deck
It’s like these captains don’t watch the show when it runs. Sandy “I know everything!” Is pretty clueless.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
My wife and I profile other cars and drivers all the time. It’s a highway game we enjoy. We’re usually accurate. Most folks would be offended by our stereotypes but we’re equal opportunity ridiculers.
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Below Deck
Kyle didn’t like being called “common” Sandy with her “people can change” mantra. Nope. Kyle is an evil beast.
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Show me your old Tacos (4Runner, FJ, Landcruiser, bronco etc)
Gap years are better after college than before. Just sayin.
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2023 TDAY/XMAS/NY Holiday Menus and Food Prons
I like a wide variety of cornbread. My wife is more dogmatic liking it unsweetened. (If you use a mix the Martha White Cotton Country has practically none) I like unsweet for dressing, with greens and beans, etc. with chili I like it sweet with jalapeños. My mom made a corn light bread that was awesome and I can’t find the recipe. I like corn sticks and muffins. I also make these cornbread jalapeño cheddar pancakes I like with pork barbecue or fried chicken.
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Fuck You Petrino
The real story is not that Bobby wrecked but that her fiance and buds ran him off the road and beat the shit out of him.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I’ve been to funerals where those idiots might just “whoop!” At some comment of the minister or end of a hymn. The dead were not Aggies. The weirdest ones it seems are those that are Aggie “ former students”. I have a cousin who went there for one semester, hoping to be a vet, and missed his high school gf so much he quit after Christmas and went back home and got married at 18. Not in the corps. He’s now 67 and acts like he is the model Aggie. Fucktard.
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JFK Assassination 60 years ago today. Where were you?
I’m an only child. Unless papa was a rolling stone…
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Celebrity Death Pool -- 2023
My dad had congestive heart failure and severe emphysema, mostly from 5 packs a day of camels for 50 years. I got a call from mom that he’d gone on hospice. I didn’t quite get it. She said it means he’s terminal. He asked the nurse “what can I do and not do?”. “Sir you are dying. You do whatever the hell you feel like! What’s the worst that can happen.” Changed his outlook and activity level. He lasted two years. Had setbacks but his experience was very good. Mom lasted 8 weeks and it was worse as she was much older, and was ready to go. Hospice workers are an unsung group of heroes hidden in the healthcare industry. All of the ones I’ve met are special. Big hearts.
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NFL Week 12
They have two high R1 picks. I believe they will use one on a long snapper, the other on a drop kick specialist or a jockey sized fullback.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
So they are paying Elko $7m a year thru 2030. Some huge incentives for serious post season games. A tired buyout structure. So what did they offer Stoops who makes $9m thru 2030? Was he on the jet when they lowballed him? Or did they pull a more expensive deal when Elko said he’d coach for So much less? Turn this fucker around.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
The recent history of fatfuck college coaches is not great. Sam Pittman. Bret Bielema. That fat fuck that was at Kansas. They tend to have teams as undisciplined as their diets, and give their linemen days off when it’s hot, and let them skip leg days in the weight room.
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Masked Singer
The Golden Bachelor has revitalized the franchise. Ratings are up 3x over previous recent seasons. Golden Bachelorette coming next. He’s 72. Had 22 GILFs in his harem.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
More like rodeo clowns