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Chad Fuck

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Everything posted by Chad Fuck

  1. Merry Christmas in hell mf’er.
  2. On the other hand, Patel is thick as a brick. Like he legit may not have seen them because his crazy eyeballs were looking at his honey trap girlfriend or a gold commercial during that meeting.
  3. I don’t doubt they wanted to. But it’d be a pretty nice trap for more drones.
  4. While I get the sentiment, I don’t want to see China gain experience at war in any meaningful way.
  5. We didn’t.
  6. Because they’re clowns and entertainers, not statesmen.
  7. Because Texas cares about children…if they’re unborn.
  8. Only we tell him he can blow himself up, but there’s no bomb. He just has to sit there in his own waste. Where do I sign up?
  9. Yes, but tell me less about the drugging and more about the whoring part. Also, South Austin right now:
  10. Your grandparents are from the 1840s?
  11. Real talk. This is the obvious play.
  12. So with that kind of debt, when does the machine just stop? Like collapse under the weight of that debt? At some point, people aren't getting paid and quit taking IOUs, right?
  13. Hey man, I have love for all of them. Like Baskin Robbins, I love all the flavors. There are no x's. If I had my druthers, they'd all be 1. But I can't eat all the flavors at once. Plus China has too many dudes to compete with anyhow, and Russia is just out of favor with me right now. Further, the Indian subcontinent holds a special place in young Chad's spiritual, ahem, awakening. And there aren't any Latin countries on the list, so if you're down with the brown, then India has to be pretty high up there.
  14. You know what you don't have to call out as being "cool"? Things that are cool.
  15. I would be happy to help out in any of those countries. 8 3 4 5 7 6 2 9 1 /username and all that
  16. Kinda like China and US soybeans!
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