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Chad Fuck

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  1. Feels like someone should've poured a beer over their heads.
  2. You forgot the part where he will not be mentally competent to stand trial because of dementia. It's a bitch and it's coming for him. This right here. Something along the lines of "I forgive me for fucking 13 year olds and anything else I've done bad ever now and into the future storage of state secrets at Mar a Lago."
  3. BUT NYC HAS A MUSLIM MAYOR!!!! Warblgarbll!
  4. Derp. No matter how thin my fingers get, they seem to still type fatty style.
  5. We need more of this energy for that guy.
  6. I think you understand quite well.
  7. Wow, that is super diplomatic. Of course, he could've said, "I married her because she was hotter than a French whore on nickel night, and I knew what I was getting into but still wanted to get into it anyhow. Wink wink, nudge nudge!"
  8. Man, this sucks. I saw him open for John Price at the Paramount a long while back. Man that was a great show.
  9. No old bold pilots rule.
  10. I may've lost track. You should repost over on the pron thread.
  11. It's a G&L, and Fender just bought them out and closed the shop.
  12. It's always fun when the authoritarians start eating their own.
  13. The kids are alright.
  14. Or maybe he was a Ukrainian kid who got kidnapped and conscripted. We'll never know. One of the shittiest parts of war is you have to dehumanize your enemies to overcome the very human urge not to kill your fellow man. Because when you kill, you know you're killing a little bit of yourself, a not insignificant piece of your own humanity. Or you go a little crazy. Or both. It's all so unnecessary and so overwhelmingly tragic.
  15. Well one of these bad boys finally popped up on my feed on Reverb. A little rich for my blood though. https://reverb.com/item/93156438-rickenbacker-capri-model-360f-semi-hollow-body-electric-guitar-1960
  16. Where dem pics at?
  17. Because this is where we are now.
  18. Back in my partying days, I used to go toobing every summer down on the Guadalupe to kick off the school year. This carried on until way longer than it should have. We would camp at this place called "O. Henry's Hideaway." There was a guy there who ran karaoke for the campers on Saturday nights. You couldn't play pool in the O. Henry rec room because this guy's sleeping bag and all his possessions occupied said table. I asked O. Henry's wife about it once and she grudgingly said he was the son of one of their great business associates. But the associate had since died, and they didn't quote know how to get rid of the aimless son. Anyhow, Mr. Karaoke fucking lived for Whitesnake. Being the karaoke host, he took it upon himself to make sure that not just one song of the night, but like every third song was Whitesnake/Deep Purple/David Coverdale. And this wasn't so the camp guests could be cajoled into singing them. Heeeellll naw. He knew if he wanted it done properly he had to do it himself. This guy would come out in full 80s moussed hair, tight leather pants (it was August in Texas), and studded belt and sing every god, damned, one of the songs. This was late 90s/early 2000s. It was as if in his mind a talent scout from 1986 was going to come back in time to O. Henry's Hideaway and whisk him away to the Whisky-A-Go-Go and the Sunset Strip. Like his commitment was 1000%. You have not lived until you've drifted to sleep to the dulcet tones of "In the Still of the Night" after a long down of pounding cool ones on the river. So thank you David Coverdale for inspiriting my all time favorite karaoke experience. /coolstorybro
  19. “Find me 16,000 votes.”
  20. Once again we play the game: real or not real?
  21. Wow.
  22. Soooo, when are we getting just the right post from MTG all up in here?
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