We both had games against our little brothers yesterday, and as I was watching the repeated horns down hand signals, and thinking about those assholes swaying back-and-forth while singing about sawing the horns off the old Texas mascot, I thought about what a true self-own it is to give your supposed ‘big rival’ special status.
I’m sure you are all familiar with that asshole FSU mascot (fake-Osceola) riding his horse Renegade to stick the flaming spear in the field prior to the game. When Florida plays in Tallahassee, and only then, he gets down off his nag and plants the spear.
Allegedly, putting the spear in the ground is getting ready for war - and getting off the horse and planning the spear is actually declaring war. Those idiots are signifying that we are the only program important enough to warrant a declaration of war.
Neither of those programs are smart enough to figure out that when they single out Texas and Florida in that fashion, they are in reality recognizing that we are their superiors, the programs and universities they most respect and fear. They are the envious grubby wannabes - jealous lil’ bros, with their oily noses pressed against the dirty windows of their shitty institutions who gaze at us with a mixture of envy, hate and insecurity.
May it forever remain thus…