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Gatorubet

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  1. Wait! Sark lives in Pan-Am?
  2. People don’t hate him because he’s a prickly asshole. Hollywood is filled with prickly assholes, and it doesn’t even move the needle. Which should give you a greater idea why people hate Chevy Chase.
  3. “….it’s a nice day for a….. drone hitting..YEAH!!!”
  4. It’s as if Aggy produced this New Year’s Eve special. Also, like Aggy, they are the weirdest fuckers on earth. They captured the white supremacy part just perfectly. Just cringe-worthy variety acts with ludicrous propaganda interspersed. OTOH, I can’t deny that there is some impressive talent present amongst some of the wommin- folk on the sidelines. I especially enjoyed some young Russian soldiers forced to explain how they are advancing across Ukraine broadly and about to be victorious. Uh-huh. You don’t say that line perfectly and you’re going to wind up in a ditch in Kupyansk with no food, water or ammunition within 24 hours.
  5. I’m really good friends with an actor who’s about his age, and has been in the industry since the mid 1970s. He talks about dickheads like Rob Schneider and Richard Dreyfass - and really fantastic people like Ben Stiller and Bryan Cranston. While Hollywood is filled with assholes, which makes sense given a whole lot of insecure actor egos, he also said that Chevy Chase remains in his own league, and is sort of the GOAT in consistent assholeness.
  6. This will end well people. I understand that there are….dozens…. of people who will spend some time to figure out her identity and share it with the world. Dozens!
  7. They know exactly how much everything costs.
  8. A Brit, a Frenchman and a Coon-Ass from Louisiana were talking at a Mardi Gras parade. It turned into a discussion about the greatest invention in mankind’s history, The Brit insisted that the greatest invention was fire, stating, “I say, chaps, there can be no greater invention than fire. Without the warmth of fire mankind would’ve died during the Ice Age. Fire and smoking allows the preservations of meat, ensuring that food would be available in times of want. Without a fire in the hearth people could not cook, and an absence of the sun would turn the domestic world into cold darkness until the dawn without fire.” The Frenchman strongly disagreed: “Mon Amie - you are wrong. The wheel is the greatest invention of man. True, monkeys would be gathered around a fire, but they never would’ve advanced into civilization. You need use of the wheel to invent civilizations - to build the pyramids, to build . All of the transportation wagons throughout history, all of the war chariots, the automobile…the train…. Without the wheel man would be walking behind travois pulled by beasts like native Americans.” The coon-ass, Boudreaux, took a sip of his beer, and then said “Wal, Cher….I tink dat da geatestest invention has to be da termos bottle…..” His companions were aghast. “How in the world can you say that a Thermo bottle is mankind’s greatest invention?” - almost in unison. “No, Cher, it got to be da termos. See- Clautile, she puts the hot coffee in da termos when I go to da duck bline in da morning when it cold, cold, cold…but it stay hot! Den, in the summer when it hot, she puts da ice cube in da same termos wit da ice tea - an it stay cold. Dat’s da greatestest” “Good Lord”, said the Brit, “Why is that man’s greatest achievement?” “Well”, said Boudreaux, “Just tink…how do it know!” This leads me to the point that intrigues me - how do we know this?
  9. I see your problem. You are wasting energy costs preparing food. If you worked on limiting your food intake, I’m pretty sure that your energy usage would go down significantly. Work smarter, not harder!
  10. This is hysterical. I just watched a video that said prior to Moscow losing power. The emergency broadcast radio was hijacked and it started playing Swan Lake. Apparently in the Soviet Union that radio would play Swan Lake before the government announced bad news, like the death of a leader or a coup attempt or something really bad, They are bending Putin over and going in dry to an extent I did not realize,
  11. …which is why three posts up there is a drunk Russian instead of my original football related post.
  12. 2026 NCAAF Transfer Portal not gonna go back and see if this has already been posted, but pretty good information
  13. This is exactly the situation Ohio State faced in 2007 when they played Florida.* Their offensive line turned into turnstiles, letting Florida’s defensive front eliminate any passing opportunities, and shutting down their run game. God, I enjoyed watching that game live. (Or as Gators came to call it, “THE 82 YARDS OF TOTAL OFFENSE!”)
  14. A typical building will lose 1 to 2° per hour if it is 10° outside. Losing power for a half a day won’t cause problems. If they lose power for two days, they are pretty much fucked. That is when pipes will burst and people living in the building at 32° or less will have a huge problem. You cannot stay warm in your bedroom or your living room if the inside temperature is in the 30s. You will need to crowd people into a very small space - and make sure you have insulation between you and the floor as you try to sleep. You are going to have a lot of dead old people if the power out is last for more than a day or two.
  15. This woman’s voice is making me contemplate Seppuku
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