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Gatorubet

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  1. Like Putin‘s Special Military Operation being a complete success, Trump’s Special Trade Developments are successful Whether Putin’s SMOs or Trump‘s STDs, Dear Leader may cancel them and announce success!
  2. Bought the dog food. My prepper gene kicked in, and I bought a bunch of dried food and canned goods and powdered mashed potatoes and condensed milk, sugar, flour and such. And coffee. Lots of coffee
  3. Down 1631
  4. “MAGA Ivermectin Suppository For Promise Ring Malfunctions” You bring up an excellent point. It’s still all in the marketing.
  5. Drug resistant gonorrhea? How quickly can Surly create and distribute an ivermectin vaginal suppository to sell to the rubes? It’s not like we have to worry about FDA approval anymore. We’re gonna need all of the wreath refund money and a couple swabs from Vic.
  6. Preach! I went to Sam’s for dog food today and came back with $400 worth of various crap.
  7. I’m still trying to figure out why anyone was still in last month’s market investments when everyone knew what he was gonna do because he announced it. “I will be announcing my tariffs on April 2, there may be pain…” < Gee…. I should probably just sit here in the aggressive growth mutual fund, and hope it all works out.> Not sorry any MAGgat is down a ton, but I remain bewildered why non-Trumpers did not tweak their portfolio or 401(k) before the market took a dump.
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  9. …or I’ll remind you that you shot less than 54% free throws and we shot over 92% How can you claim your basketball superiority and that you should’ve won with a shit performance in the clutch like that? Missing the front end of a couple crucial one and ones is not grounds for whining about you not going further into the tournament. Take the loss, etc.
  10. “Don’t mind the catheter old timer, but we are not putting up with your woke bathroom breaks just because your prostate is the size of Greenland.”
  11. Keep those thoughts and prayers coming in folks. Once they purge the DEI aspects of the fire Academy and start focusing on raking the forest floor, I’m sure things will be fine.
  12. Pfftttt! - think bigger brother. Porn Hub has something for everyone. I know nothing about that, of course…. So I have no way of knowing whether you and Lauren doing stuff to each other with attached extendable vibrating butt plugs is something you can monetize or not. But we are all in your corner. You dealing with this and having those thoughts is as normal as can be. I did not mean to suggest otherwise or for you to take it as criticism. I just wanted you to know that you have an army of people pulling for you who would be crushed if we did not have you around. But I have a gut feeling that you’ll be around to say terrible but true things at my on-line wake. Just don’t follow RD. That bastard can out-raconteur anybody.
  13. I listened to Bloomberg for about an hour as the futures markets were getting ready to open. An occasional talking head would start babbling about, “We’re not sure if it’s negotiation tactic, or Trump means this…., surely he doesn’t mean this.” Everybody else: “He has it in his head that tariffs are a good thing and will bring in a lot of money that he can use for his pet projects, like tax cuts. “ The consensus was while this may go away, it won’t go away for months, and after months, it won’t make any difference, cause we will be so far down the path that we are in recession and possibly stagflation territory. Whether it is because it has last term, or whether it is because he’s looking forward to being dictator for life, he apparently has abandoned all attempts at political consequences. His fat ass playing golf while Rome burns is something I would’ve thought even that ass would not do. I am pleasantly gruntled.
  14. Yeah. I’m hoping that he had an epiphany. He was very much on team “ pull yourself up by your own bootstraps you lazy slackers who deserve your life situation” in discussing social issues. Then, after a lifetime of stuffing his face with high calorie food and being a fatty, he started a thread that said “it’s not because I stuffed my face with high calorie crap food and don’t exercise that made me a fatty - the doctor said it’s not my fault.” All the poor less successful people raised in dysfunctional families by poorly educated parents in poor neighborhoods, eating unhealthy foods and receiving crappy education in inferior schools might - just might - not be as successful as Wulaw because they did not have his advantages in life….and there was no surgery to correct that list of life challenges. To be clear, I absolutely supported Wulaw in his journey to new health status, and in no way are saying that the reasons why he had weight challenges are not absolutely accurate. I’m just hoping that he can see how his situation could translate to other people’s different situations, and have the same understanding why some people may have a problem succeeding that is not due to their character flaws.
  15. I gave you three days to take that back. Don’t be a quitter, be a warrior like Lauren. Or the Bethany surfer chick who got her arm eaten by a shark. she just went back to surfing. You’ve mentioned all the people who have your back and have supported you. Why do you want to make all of those nice people who supported you feel miserable for the rest of their lives about this? For starters, MDA very likely may have a way for you to keep your arm. It’s natural for folks to feel overwhelmed when given terrible cancer choices, but you gotta fight your way through this pal. FYI, I have represented close to 1000 breast implant and ovarian cancer clients. Lots of those women had to suffer single or double mastectomy operations, in addition to their horrific chemo. Trust me, MIA, an attractive young wife and mother in her 30s having to have a double mastectomy is a far greater assault on her self-esteem than you and your arm. Everyone feel free to neg me for being an unsympathetic asshole, but I can’t think about all those women - and the bald, concentration camp looking patients I saw receiving chemotherapy when I was getting my infusions, and not share my thoughts with you. I look forward to seeing your posts five years from now whether you type it with both hands or you use voice recognition software. The larger point is we all want MIA to be here until you die your natural death 40 years from now….if being shot by the surprised husband of the 70-year-old you’re banging is natural…
  16. Go Houston. Fuck Florida Damn. All that UF height, but not big enough for Vic.
  17. Lots of people here like to insult Kennedy, but I hear that he’s bringing a bear roadkill casserole to the family gathering after the funeral, which shows he’s really not the monster people make him out to be.
  18. The Italians had such a provision, but it hasn’t been used in years. And I’m not an expert in the application of foreign law, so obviously I neither endorse nor refute Italy’s strategy.
  19. It’s early. The entire body politic is not going to feel horrible even though sepsis has started in those small holes in your colon. Give us some time as the sepsis spreads throughout the body, and things like fatigue, pain, nausea and other organs not located near the original sepsis entry point into the body cavity respond in similarly negative ways. Dear Leader said that the patient needs some time to recover from the surgery. He forgot to add that the surgeon is Peter Navarro operating on the colon while drunk with a rusty knife from his fishing tackle box. Patience grasshopper, we are going to get there.
  20. I just went to TexAgs, apparently because I’m an idiot, and there are a few posters laughing at the idiocy and trying to explain simple economics to Aggy. They are having none of it. Without any actual knowledge of economics to know how to justify their dumbass God-King (because there is no justification) they resort to administration talking points about how the entire world has cheated us for years - and the brilliant Dear Leader is going to return wealth and prosperity to America……. and certainly it is best to ignore the fact that he is destroying the wealth and prosperity in America in order to….<checks notes > …make America wealthy and prosperous.
  21. This is all starting to make sense. Why would little kids need school breakfasts if they are going to be sewing socks at the factory?
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